Britney Inks Reality Deal, Lohan Dating Slater?

The New York Post reports that America's First Daughter JENNA BUSH was caught dirty dancing in a New York club.

The socialite -- who has been criticized before for her hard partying and heavy boozing -- was celebrating a friend's bachelor party at a hip nightclub when a sneaky camera man captured footage of Bush down on all fours, showing off her thong as dancers looked on in disbelief.

The newspaper explains that at one point Jenna was on all fours doing 'the butt dance' -- and doing it very well -- as guys were ogling her thong."

The unnamed snapper is now selling his footage to the highest bidder.

JESSICA ORDERS NICK TO GET RID OF HIS PORN
April 10, 2005

The National Enquirer reports that pop star JESSICA SIMPSON went to a storage facility with her husband NICK LACHEY and found his hidden porn stash.

Though Simpson says she's not a prude, she did want him to get rid of the collection because it was so big. Nick agreed to get rid of most of it but picked out a few of his personal favorites and gave away the rest to friends.

KELLY'S DNA FOR SALE ONLINE
April 10, 2005

Reality popstar winner KELLY CLARKSON's DNA has gone up for sale on the Internet. While fans have so far only had the chance to bid on the "American Idol" winner's music and official merchandise, an anonymous seller from Iowa, has logged onto auction website eBay to offer "Kelly Clarkson's Used Bottled Water from Omaha Concert."

The merchant says on the site, "I am auctioning off (1) 16.9 fluid ounce bottle of Dasani bottled water that Kelly Clarkson drank out of during her concert on April 2... Do you want to own some Kelly Clarkson DNA, then this is your chance.

"I was sitting in row 1, seat 14, literally 3 feet away from Kelly most of the night. After the second or third song she cracked open this Dasani and took a sip of it to restore her throat. Her lips touched this bottle!!!

"There is still a bunch of water in it, so you can drink the rest if you wish."

The item has so far attracted just three bids -- the highest being $20.50.

MOSS' MYSTERIOUS WATER DEMANDS
April 9, 2005

The Daily Mirror reports that supermodel KATE MOSS has shocked her London neighbors -- by having a staggering eight gallons (40 liters) of expensive mineral water delivered to her every day.

The 31-year-old runway beauty's infamous Champagne-filled bath with ex-boyfriend actor JOHNNY DEPP has led many onlookers to conclude she's now bathing in the Evian water, to preserve her much-photographed skin from London's harsh tap water. Other residents near Moss' home believe she's drinking vast amounts of water to keep her skin supple and hydrated.

A bewildered neighbor explains, "Kate is obviously very particular about what she puts in her body. There's nothing unusual about top models drinking water like it's going out of fashion.

"But eyebrows have been raised about the amount that's delivered to Kate's house. There's even been speculation that she must bathe in the stuff or at least use it to wash her hair. It's hard to think of any other explanation."

ANNA NICOLE CANCELS SEAL-CLUBBING TRIP
April 9, 2005

Buxom ANNA NICOLE SMITH has canceled a trip to Canada's Newfoundland, where she was to protest seal clubbing, because she has been told it could get dangerous.

The busty model/reality TV star was planning to join animal activists PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) on the mission to Newfoundland, but was advised to stay well away from seal hunters, who PETA allege can be extremely violent.

She says, "The head of PETA called and said it wouldn't be safe -- people are pointing guns."

PETA spokesman adds, "For several weeks Anna Nicole has expressed an interest in visiting the ice floes in Newfoundland and draw world attention to the plight of these animals.

"But we were not able to find a way to do this safely. Those involved in the seal clubbing had physically attacked some of the protesters there."

JACKO'S TRIAL TAKES A TURN
April 8, 2005

The judge in MICHAEL JACKSON's molestation trial is now opening up the door to past accusations, and the damaging testimony has been coming fast and furiously.

On Thursday, the jury heard from a former security guard of the singer who said he witnessed Jackson performing oral sex on a young boy. The alleged victim had reached an out-of-court settlement with Jackson back in the 90s. No criminal charges were ever filed.

Earlier in the week, a 24-year-old man testified the singer molested him on three occasions when the man was seven years old. He claims that Jackson gave him $100 after each incident. His mother was a housekeeper employed by Jackson at the time of the alleged abuse. She also testified, claiming she witnessed Jackson having a shower with an unnamed boy. According to prosecutors, MJ paid a $2.4 million settlement to the man in 1994.

Jackson's defense team has presented the pop singer as the victim who is a target for false claims in order to extort money.

50 SETS RECORD
April 8, 2005

Rapper 50 CENT has surpassed megastar legends like the ROLLING STONES, MADONNA, U2 and even ELVIS by becoming the first artist(s) in more than 40 years to match the BEATLES' chart-topping record. The rapper currently has four simultaneous hits all in the US Billboard Top 10.

Smash hits like, "Candy Shop", "Hate It Or Love It", "Disco Inferno", and "How We Do" have helped to make his latest album 'The Massacre', the number one album since its debut in February.

HILTONS GET COMIC STRIP
April 8, 2005

The Sun reports that sexy socialite sisters PARIS and NICKY HILTON have been turned into cartoon super heroines for the new issue of Playboy.

The hotel heiresses are featured in JJ SEDELMAIER's 'The Amazing Adventures Of Paris & Nicky' in the popular men's magazine.

In the comic strip the blonde duo set out to prove rival star JESSICA SIMPSON is really a lip-syncing robot - exposing her onstage at the People's Choice Awards. As super heroines, the Hilton sisters wear matching pink two-pieces, Ugg boots and furry pink masks.

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DANNII MINOGUE: NOT ONE OF THE GIRLS
April 8, 2005

Reveal Magazine reports singer/model DANNII MINOGUE is blaming her inability to make friends with women on her curvy body. "Having a voluptuous figure can be intimidating to other women," Minogue rationalized. "Sometimes I just walk into a room and other girls will just be like, 'Hiss', and I think, 'You don't even know me'."

The sexy 33-year-old sister of singer KYLIE MINOGUE admits that she was forced to have breast implants ""- which took her from a 34B to a D cup -- after losing too much weight. "I used to be a lot bigger when I was a teenager. But then I lost a lot of weight and I lost my boobs, so I got them back."

LINDSAY DATING CHRISTIAN?
April 8, 2005

Actor CHRISTIAN SLATER was reportedly heartbroken over his recent split with wife RYAN HADDON, but it seems he's found a way to console himself -- in the arms of teen drama queen LINDSAY LOHAN.

According to the New York Daily News, Slater has made a number of visits to the set of Lohan's latest film "Just My Luck", with one on-set source insisting, "They're definitely hooking up."

But the 18-year-old singer/actress has furiously blasted reports. Slater is the second older man Lohan has been linked to this year -- last month Lohan and BRUCE WILLIS fervently denied rumors they were enjoying a two-month relationship.

We knew it would happen sooner or later. Pop princess BRITNEY SPEARS has inked a deal with UPN to air her own reality show with her husband KEVIN FEDERLINE. The newlyweds will star in the unscripted series, which documents the couple's relationship from courtship to matrimony.

"I feel that last year, the tabloids ran my life," Spears confessed to Variety magazine. "I am really excited about showing my fans what really happened." The show's content will consist of video footage shot by Spears and Federline, and will debut during May's sweeps week.

Despite the couple's claims that all is well, tabloids report that Spears has reportedly hired a Kabbalah rabbi to help save her marriage after the couple spent the last week in separate beds.

XXX-TINA: BAD. PARIS: UGLY
April 6, 2005

Pop diva CHRISTINA AGUILERA's flesh-baring commercials for Skechers have been voted the worst ads of the year by the Advertising Women of New York.

The feminist organization, which promotes women in the industry, staged their annual 'Good, Bad and Ugly Awards' in New York City on Tuesday.

Aguilera received the Bad Award for naughty spreads, which included a sexy nurse, a schoolgirl and a police officer.

Meanwhile, hotel heiress PARIS HILTON received the Ugly Award for her topless Guess Jeans campaign, which shows a large snake encircling her nude torso.

FAITH EVAN DENIES AFFAIR WITH TUPAC
April 6, 2005

R&B singer FAITH EVANS is furious at people who regard her as the source of the beef between slain rappers NOTORIOUS B.I.G. and TUPAC SHAKUR.

In interviews and songs, the flamboyant Tupac claimed he had an affair with Evans while she was married to Biggie. Evans denies these claims. "It's not the first time that happened to me - to get lied on," she tells The New York Daily News. "But God knows the truth. And I know the truth."