Ashlee Loves Her Own Boobs, Naomi Attacks Again!

‘Backstreet Boys’ singer NICK CARTER just can't seem to stop talking about his ex-girlfriend PARIS HILTON. According to News of the World, Carter claims that the hotel heiress was terrible in the sack, and needed booze and drugs to boost her bedroom confidence.

Carter recalled, "She[Hilton] was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform. I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out.

He added, "She made it clear she wanted to have sex and couldn't keep her hands off me. At the start she loved to tease me by saying she wasn't wearing any pants. But because I know Paris is used to getting what she wants when she wants, I was determined to make her wait, which drove her wild with desire. In fact I held out for three weeks before I had sex with her.”

He also reminisced about his first time with Hilton, "We'd flown to the Bahamas and I wanted everything to be perfect. But Paris got completely wasted and the sex was distinctly average as we were both too drunk to really enjoy it. It was just a blur of Jack Daniel's."

Along with the bad sex stories, Carter also noted that the celebrity socialite had a clever way of smuggling drugs on planes.

"If she was going overseas, she'd cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis," he said. "She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences."

Is there some truth to the former boyband member’s claims? Earlier this month Hilton was photographed with a bag of cannabis in her purse, however her publicist maintains it was just tobacco.

GRUDGE OVERTAKES THE KING
November 1, 2006

Grudge rock legend KURT COBAIN has now surpassed rock n’ roll king ELVIS PRESLEY as the highest-paid dead celebrity.

According to the latest figures by Forbes Magazine, the late 'Nirvana' frontman made an astounding $50 million in the past year despite having killed himself in April 1994.

By comparison, second placed Elvis -- who has held the top spot since 2001 and has been dead for almost 30 years –- raked in a respectable $42 million dollars over the last year.

Other top deceased earners include 'Peanuts' cartoon creator CHARLES SCHULZ -- whose ‘Charlie Brown’ and ‘Snoopy’ cartoons are still syndicated in newspapers worldwide -- earned $35 million, and former Beatles lead singer JOHN LENNON who took in $24 million.

List of the Top 10 Earning Dead Celebrities:

1. KURT COBAIN - Musician
2. ELVIS PRESLEY – Singer/Actor
3. CHARLES M. SCHULZ - Cartoonist
4. JOHN LENNON - Musician
5. ALBERT EINSTEIN - Physicist
6. ANDY WARHOL - Cultural Icon
7. THEODOR GEISEL - Dr. Seuss creator
8. RAY CHARLES - Musician
9. MARILYN MONROE - Actress
10. JOHNNY CASH - Musician

JESSICA ADDICTED TO ONLINE DATING?
November 1, 2006

According to Britain’s More Magazine, pop star JESSICA SIMPSON is so desperate to find a boyfriend that she reportedly surfs internet dating sites to meet new guys.

The 'Dukes of Hazzard' beauty –- who was once married to singer NICK LACHEY -- is said to have been feeling so lonely after getting dumped by her latest fling JOHN MAYER, she has even set up a MySpace homepage.

Simpson is said to be drawn to freedom and anonymity that internet dating offers.

A close source explains, "After she split up with John she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop. Jessica loves the idea she can use the internet to look for a man who's interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl”

JACKO TO MARRY NANNY
November 1, 2006

The British Daily Star reports that pop icon MICHAEL JACKSON is planning to marry his children's nanny.

The ‘Beat It’ singer recently settled the custody battle with his ex-wife, and mother of his two eldest children, DEBBIE ROWE, and is now free to proceed with wedding plans.

Last week, Rowe -- the mother of nine-year-old PRINCE MICHAEL and eight-year-old PARIS -- agreed to let the singer keep the children in return for $750,000 US a year.

The 48-year-old Jackson is currently living in Ireland with 39-year-old nanny GRACE RWARAMBA who his children reportedly call "mom".

Jackson also has a third child, four-year-old PRINCE MICHAEL II, who he calls BLANKET.

ASHLEE LOVES HER OWN BOOBS; TARA DIDN’T
November 1, 2006

Ok, the old nose may not have been perfect, but pop singer ASHLEE SIMPSON reportedly loves her breasts.

According to Britain’s OK! magazine, the 'Boyfriend' singer is fed up with continuous rumors that she has had plastic surgery to enhance her cleavage and insists her breasts are perfect as they are.

She tells the magazine, "You have to laugh because people make up the goofiest things. My boobs are beautiful! I'm not getting them done. I'm 22, they're up and high."

In related news, actress TARA REID can’t seem to stop talking about her boobs either. TMZ reports that the ‘American Pie’ star visited the "Today" show to discuss her plastic surgery nightmares.

According to the website, "It looked like I got completely butchered up," the actress told NATALIE MORALES. "The areolas... they looked like goose-shaped eggs." Reid also described the excruciating pain caused by her liposuction. "I got these bumps... like little golf balls all over my stomach, and it hurt."

NAOMI ATTACKS AGAIN!
November 1, 2006

The British Sun newspaper reports that supermodel NAOMI CAMPBELL was arrested last Wednesday for allegedly scratching her drug counselor's face.

According to the publication, Campbell was arrested at her London home after her therapist entered a police station with her face covered in deep scratches and claimed the hot-tempered beauty had assaulted her.

A source told the newspaper, "The marks were so red you could tell the attack had only recently happened."

The 36-year-old catwalk queen is notorious for her vicious temper. This latest claim is the ninth alleged assault in just eight years.

Police confirmed, "A woman aged 36 was arrested after an alleged assault at an address in Westminster at approximately 1.20pm. She was taken to a central London police station. Last night she was bailed and will attend a station on a date in October."

A spokesman for former drug-addict model responded, "We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we are sure this will be resolved satisfactorily."

THE K-FED CONFIDENCE
November 1, 2006

During a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, aspiring rapper KEVIN FEDERLINE bragged that he was the "most talked-about [person] of anyone over the last couple of years."

And when BRITNEY SPEARS’ husband was asked to name the most underrated performer in the rap industry, Federline paused for about 12 seconds then coyly replied, "Me."

In related news, Spin Magazine reports that Federline is set to make his movie debut in a hip-hop flick called “Caught On Tape”, that will also star actress VIVICA A. FOX. The new film is described as a hardcore musical, packed with a lot of action, violence, drama and sex.

Rapper/actor STICKY FINGAZ -- who is directing the starring in the film -- told the Sun newspaper, "It's the first time this has ever been done. Kev Fed is going to be in it, it's his acting debut. He's really cool, he's dope."

SHERYL ISN’T A HOOKER – SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE ONE?
November 1, 2006

Singer/songwriter SHERYL CROW is reportedly fed up with being mistaken for a famous prostitute.

The ‘All I Wanna Do’ hitmaker is said to bear such a striking resemblance to Hollywood Madam HEIDI FLEISS that she keeps getting approached by slimy clients of the former hooker.

A source tells the National Enquirer tabloid, "Sheryl was in a restaurant when a man snuggled up to her and said, 'Hey girl, it's been a long time. And you have never looked better'. Sheryl shoved him off her and yelled that she didn't know who he was. The guy then said 'Heidi, is that any way to talk to somebody who was your best customer?'”

"Sheryl said, 'You think I'm Heidi Fleiss, don't you? Don't worry about it. It happens all the time'."

PARTY WITH PARIS OR CARMEN?
November 1, 2006

Netscape Celebrity News reports that socialite-turned-actress-turned-singer PARIS HILTON is looking around for a New Year’s Eve gig. The 26-year-old blonde heiress reportedly put out the word that she will host a party in Miami, New York or Los Angeles in your honor for the rock-bottom price of $100,000 -- plus expenses and a private jet.

Hilton believes she’s worth every penny and thinks one hundred grand is a fair price for her presence.

An close insider told BANG Showbiz News, "Who wouldn't want Paris to throw a party for them? She's got a reputation for throwing some of the most lavish events going - when she's not crashing them that is.

Too expensive for your taste? Actress CARMEN ELECTRA is also offering to put on a bash in one of the three same American cities. However, the former 'Baywatch' star is only charging $50,000 to stage the event and isn't demanding a private jet. Now that’s a bargain.