Bruce Likes Them Young, Olsen Twins as Bond Girls?

News reports that celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON will only have to serve 23 of the 45 days she was sentenced to.

LA County sheriff’s spokesman attributed the reduced sentenced to the hotel heiress’ recent "good behavior" -- which apparently refers to her showing up for her last court date, despite being late.

On top of that, Hilton will get to serve her jail time in a "special needs" unit separated from the general population (where all the mean girls are). Boooo!

According to MTV, “Hilton will serve her time separated from the general inmate population in a "special needs housing unit" at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, California, The Associated Press reported. These cells are specifically reserved for high-profile inmates — including celebrities, police officers and prison guards — who might otherwise be targeted by fellow prisoners.

As part of her rehabilitation, the 26-year-old socialite will get at least an hour a day outside her cell, where she can participate in activities including showering, talking on the phone and watching TV.”

BUD BUNDY GETS BUSTED
May 21, 2007

TMZ reports that former child star DAVID FAUSTINO was arrested in New Smyrna Beach, Florida, last weekend and charged with marijuana possession and disorderly intoxication.

Faustino –- who played the quick-witted Bud Bundy on the hit sitcom ‘Married With Children’ -- was detained by police after an officer spotted him arguing in the middle of the street with his ex-wife ANDREA ELMER.

Faustino and his estranged wife admitted to the police that they had been drinking, and after officers searched the actor's car, they found about a gram of marijuana.

He was immediately booked and later released that morning.

OLSEN TWINS SET TO PLAY BOND GIRLS?
May 21, 2007

Gossip columnist JANET CHARLTON reports that identical siblings MARY-KATE and ASHLEY OLSEN are slated to be the first Bond girl twins.

The two sisters –- who have been acting since they were babies on the family sitcom ‘Full House’ -- are reportedly in talks to appear in the next 007 spy flick, tentatively titled 'Bond 22'. The new Bond film will also have blonde actor DANIEL CRAIG reprising his role as the British secret agent.

In a bid to secure the 20-year-old twin stars, movie executives are offering the Olsens a clause in their contracts stating hat they will not have to strip off any clothes or shoot any sex scenes.

If the girls accept the roles, they will reportedly play characters who help Bond with his mission. Shooting on the movie is due to start in 2008.

I hope this one is better than their last attempt at an action flick, “The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the U.S. Space Camp Mission”

BUSH IS GONNA SUCK NOW
May 21, 2007

Us Magazine reports that New Orleans Saints star running back REGGIE BUSH is dating failed sex-tape starlet KIM KARDASHIAN.

According to reports, the 26-year-old Kardashian and the 22-year-old Heismann Trophy winner were introduced by her former best friend, PARIS HILTON and Bush’s former USC teammate, MATT LEINART. The pair reportedly began dating casual earlier this year after Kardashian’s break up with actor NICK CANNON in January, but have been seeing more and more of each other lately.

An inside source tells Us, “On May 10 at L.A. nightclub Teddy's, Kardashian and the NFL star were really putting on a show… Bush and Kardashian were "grinding" and "making out" on the dance floor all night. "You can tell they really get along. Now she's ready to go public with him."

In related news, American Idol winner CARRIE UNDERWOOD and Dallas Cowboys quarterback TONY ROMO have made their first “official” public appearance as a couple. The two arrived hand in hand to the Academy of Country Music Awards show in Las Vegas last Tuesday.

BRUCE LIKES THEM YOUNG
May 21, 2007

Like his ex-wife DEMI MOORE, it appears that actor BRUCE WILLIS likes his lovers young.

The New York Daily News reports that the 52-year-old Willis is dating 23-year-old super-hot Playboy pin-up TAMARA WITMER, who's only five years older than his daughter RUMER.

Witmer tells the newspaper about her attraction to the aging ‘Die Hard’ star, "He's got the sexiest voice!" she says. "He's so smooth and suave. I don't mind the bald head. He's really good looking in person."

LOHAN IS THE HOTTEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD?
May 21, 2007

Party girl LINDSAY LOHAN has topped Maxim Magazine's list of the 100 hottest women.

The troubled redhead beat out young rival beauties JESSICA ALBA and SCARLETT JOHANSSON for the top spot on Maxim’s eighth annual Hot 100 list. Surprisingly, fellow party girls PARIS HILTON and BRITNEY SPEARS didn't make the list at all. And last year’s winner, EVA LONGORIA lost her hotness crown and slipped to number 9 on the list.

Here’s the rest of the top 10 hottest girls:

10. FERGIE
9. EVA LONGORIA
8. RIHANNA
7. EVA MENDES
6. ALI LARTER
5. JESSICA BIEL
4. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
3. SCARLETT JOHANSSON
2. JESSICA ALBA
1. LINDSAY “FIRECROTCH” LOHAN

QUOTE OF THE WEEK
May 21, 2007

This week’s quote comes from the always-humble R.KELLY, who pronounced himself the greatest black man of his generation.

Kelly told Hip Hop Soul Magazine, "I'm the [MUHAMMED] ALI of today. I'm the MARVIN GAYE of today. I'm the BOB MARLEY of today. I'm the MARTIN LUTHER KING, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now."

He added, "My greatest competition is, well, me."

And all this time I thought DIDDY was the greatest!