Gisele's Angel Wings Clipped, Lohan Delusional

Hooray! Justice prevails!!! According to TMZ, an LA judge sentenced celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON to 45 days in jail last Friday – for violating her probation.

Superior Court Judge MICHAEL T. SAUER ruled that Hilton was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

On February 27, Hilton was reportedly caught driving on a suspended license as a result of her DUI bust in January.

"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," the 26-year-old heiress begged the judge before he announced the sentence.

Hilton's longtime representative, ELLIOT MINTZ, also testified in court that at the time his client wasn't aware her license was suspended. But the judge didn’t buy it!

Hilton -- who’s known for her hard partying and reckless behavior –- was ordered to serve her jail time on June 5 and will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood on the set date or face the maximum penalty of 90 days behind bars.

Moments after the blonde socialite was sentenced, her mother, KATHY HILTON, rushed over to the lead city prosecutor and barked, " I want your autograph… This is pathetic."

When leaving the courthouse, the usually camera-happy Hilton looked emotionless and didn't speak to news media. Her mother Kathy, however, looked furious.

DON’T HASSEL THE HOFF… WHEN HE’S DRUNK
May 7, 2007

The ‘Insider’ tabloid TV show revealed exclusive home video of actor DAVID HASSELHOFF appearing drunk out of his mind. Hasselhoff –- an admitted recovering alcoholic -- claimed that he asked his 17-year-old daughter to videotape him so he could see how he behaves while under the influence. Well she did just that three months ago.

In the leaked video, the 54-year-old Hasselhoff is seen bloated and topless while lying on the floor as he mumbles incoherently. His daughter is also heard pleading with him, "Dad, look what this is doing to you. You have to stop drinking alcohol, promise me you won't drink anymore. They're going to come tomorrow and test you and you're going to lose your job." Eventually, Hasselhoff replies with a muffled, "Don’t hassle the hoff, bitch."

The ‘Baywatch’ star blames his ex-wife for the tape leak. Hasselhoff claims that since 'the video incident' his recovery is going well.

PAM WANTS TO SEE SCARLETT NAKED
May 7, 2007

Contact Music website reports that Playboy Magazine veteran PAMELA ANDERSON wants to see sultry young actress SCARLETT JOHANSSON get nude for the popular men’s publication.

Anderson -- who has posed for the Playboy cover a record 12 times -- believes that the ‘Lost In Translation’ star’s sexy curves would be perfect for HUGH HEFNER’s racy magazine.

Finally, something we can all agree on!

The 39-year-old Anderson explains, “She [Scarlett Johansson] would definitely be my number one choice. But I doubt she would agree to do it. “On the other hand it’s kind of cool to be on the cover of Playboy, but on the other hand, for many actresses, it’s not at all.”

GISELE GETS HER ANGEL WINGS CLIPPED
May 7, 2007

The New York Post reports that supermodel GISELE BUNDCHEN is stepping down as Victoria's Secret top angel this season. The Brazilian beauty was reportedly released, after contract negotiations went sour when the lingerie giant refused to up Bundchen's hefty $5 million annual salary.

Her sister PATRICIA BUNDCHEN, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off and a source tells the Post, "Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic." The source added, "Victoria's Secret doesn't care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won't have to deal with any craziness."

LOHAN IS DELUSIONAL
May 7, 2007

According to a recent interview with Nylon magazine, actress LINDSAY LOHAN claims she's more famous than pop legend MADONNA and gets more attention than the ‘Material Girl’ in the media.

The 20-year-old Lohan claims, “I said the other day, 'I feel like they [the paparazzi] hound me more than they hound Madonna and she's someone I've always aspired to be like.'"

The ‘Mean Girls’ star also claims that the paparazzi are what's stopping her from winning an Academy Award -- because they keep distracting her from her work.

Lohan explains, "The thing about the press and why they need to leave me the f*ck alone for a little bit is because I don't want that distraction from my work. I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being 'the party girl.' I hate that. I bust my a$$ when I'm filming, and when I gave time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance."

BOY GEORGE ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING
May 7, 2007

The British Daily Mail reports that pop icon BOY GEORGE was arrested last week after allegedly imprisoning a male escort in his apartment.

According to the newspaper, the accuser AUDEN CARLSEN fled the singer's East London home in terror, claiming George and another man had grabbed him and chained him to a wall.

The 28-year-old Norwegian Carlsen -- who claims he had agreed to pose for photos for the 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?' singer for $800 –- explained, “I walked into the bedroom wearing my white underpants and a T-shirt and then I was jumped on by another man. George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down."

Carlsen then claims that when the other man left the room, the former Culture Club lead singer whipped out a box of sex toys and told him, "Now, you'll get what you deserve."

Carlsen eventually managed to escape and alerted police. George was later arrested and taken into custody. George was then released on bailed, but detectives are still investigating the assault and false imprisonment allegations.

This isn’t George’s first stint with the law; the 45-year-old troubled singer was given community service in New York last year after some cocaine was found in his apartment.