Hudson & Robinson Split, Lindsay Gets Banned

TMZ reports that celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON has made it into the 2007 Guinness Book of World Records -- but not for a reason she may particularly desire.

The blonde heiress will forever be known as the World’s Most Overrated Person of all time. A spokesperson for the book said that readers voted for their least favorite and most overrated celebrity in various magazines and Hilton’s name kept coming up on top, so she was an obvious choice for the record.

Other celebrities that also made it into the Guinness book this year include pop legend MADONNA with the highest earnings for a female singer in 2004 and former wrestler THE ROCK for being the highest paid actor in a debut role for "The Scorpion King."

BARKER DIVORCE GETS UGLY
August 21, 2006

The New York Post is reporting that the newly separated couple, TRAVIS BARKER and SHANNA MOAKLER, are warring over claims that the former Miss USA beauty was unfaithful during their marriage.

The former Blink 182 drummer filed for divorce last week and claimed that Moakler -- his co-star on the MTV reality show "Meet the Barkers" – cheated on him.

A close pal of the rocker told the newspaper, "Shanna is never home. She parties every night, sleeps every day until 1 pm and doesn't spend enough time with the kids. On top of that there have been rumors she hasn't been faithful."

Barker adds fuel to the claims, posting on his MySpace blog, "I'm sad to say those allegations are true... My priority will remain my children."

But Moakler fights back and maintains she’s not to blame for their pending marital problems. In a statement released through her spokesperson, she says, "I have been 100% faithful in my marriage and a devoted mother, two facts of which Travis is well aware. I still happen to be very much in love with Travis, and his using the media to take low blows at me isn't just embarrassing, it's hurtful. I feel he should be putting his family first instead of his pride."

FONDLED BY BRITISH ROYALTY
August 21, 2006

The British Sun newspaper reports that while partying at the trendy London nightclub, Boujis, PRINCE WILLIAM and PRINCE HARRY were photographed looking a little drunk while trying to pick up every girl in the room. Harry, 21, however, took a special interest in 27-year-old NATALIE PINKHAM -- particularly to her firm boobs.

A fellow club-goer tells the newspaper, “Harry was really going for it. He had been downing drink all night and was touchy-feely with everyone -- especially Natalie. He had his hands all over her and was kissing her on the face. At one point he reached his arm around her and gave her a proper grope on her breast. She was very shocked but didn't seem to mind in the slightest. I don't suppose it's every day an heir to the throne feels you up."

The future of England looks bright!

K-FED’S FUTURE PLANS
August 21, 2006

According to MSNBC, former backup dancer KEVIN FEDERLINE's pre-nuptial agreement reportedly states that he’ll get more money for every child he has with his famous wife BRITNEY SPEARS.

A source tells the website, “Before he got married, Kevin was sitting down with lawyers, discussing legal and financial issues. He was sitting sort of slumped over with a baseball cap over his eyes and a lawyer was talking about how he had to sign a pre-nup and Kevin looked sort of bummed out. But then the lawyer explained that for every child the two of you have together, you would receive X amount of dollars. His eyes really lit up.”

Federline also has two other children with former girlfriend, actress SHAR JACKSON.

In related news, Federline seems to be trying to carve his own way in the music industry. The aspiring rapper has announced he will start his own record label. And guess which album he’ll produce under the Federation Records label first? Yup, you guessed it; the highly anticipated release of Federline’s own rap album will be released in October. K-Fed is also set to make his first live appearance at the Teen Choice Awards on August 20th.

NICK PREFERS SATAN OVER EX-FATHER-IN-LAW
August 21, 2006

According to Contact Music, popstar NICK LACHEY says that he would rather spend time with the devil than his former father-in-law, JOE SIMPSON.

Lachey reportedly had a strained relationship with the former-Baptist-minister during his three-year marriage with ex-wife JESSICA SIMPSON.

During a recent interview on an Australian radio station, Lachey was asked if he'd rather be trapped on a desert island with Joe or SATAN, the Prince of Darkness.

After a little wavering, Lachey replied, "I might take my chances with Satan, Prince of Darkness."

In related news, the Times Magazine reports that Jessica wasn’t very impressed by her ex-husband’s… umm… package. She says, "Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."

And two days ago, she was reportedly quoted as saying, "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes -- like the first time we had sex -- to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."

ANGELINA JEALOUS OVER BRAD’S LOVE FOR JENNIFER?
August 21, 2006

According to Life & Style Magazine, actress ANGELINA JOLIE is reportedly furious over boyfriend BRAD PITT’s latest confession about his ex-wife.

An insider for the tabloid magazine claims, “Brad told Angie that he still loves his ex-wife, JENNIFER ANISTON -- and that part of him always will… [Angelina] was infuriated.”

The source added that it was Jolie’s reluctance to get married that made Pitt long for his old life with Aniston. Their clash over marriage made Pitt miss Aniston’s easygoing ways. The informer also added, “The future doesn’t look promising for them.”

ALICIA KNOWS A WOMAN’S WORTH
August 21, 2006

According to Starpulse news, R&B singer ALICIA KEYS claims she made her boyfriend KERRY ‘KRUCIAL’ BROTHERS waited a year for sex -- because she feels "too beautiful" to give herself to someone she didn’t think was special.

The longtime songwriting pair have kept their romance pretty much low key, but Keys recently revealed the grueling test she forced the music producer to undergo.

Keys confessed, "I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it."

PARIS AND HER FRIENDS CELEBRATE “FIRECROTCH” DAY
August 21, 2006

Looks like the feud between celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON and actress LINDSAY LOHAN is still on. Hilton and her entourage of rich friends have lashed out at Lohan once again in front of the cameras.

The first incident took place when Paris stood giggling by the side of oil heir BRANDON DAVIS as he repeatedly called Lohan a "firecrotch", among other nasty things. The next incident took place Friday night at an In-N-Out burger restaurant in West Hollywood.

Paris, her younger sister NIKKI, Davis and SCOTT SCORCH -- the producer of Hilton’s new album -- were overheard by photographers uttering the infamous term “firecrotch”. After that, according to the TMZ website, (A photographer asked) "What did you say about firecrotch?" To which Storch replied, "We're actually celebrating firecrotch day." As Storch and Paris got in the vehicle which sported a bright red interior, he added, "We even have firecrotch interior for the occasion." A photographer then asked, "Did you get the interior done for firecrotch?" Storch promptly respondedm "Yes we did, in special honor of her freckled puss." Paris, who had a smirk during the entire exchange, but couldn’t contain her giggles with Storch's parting shot.

But it doesn’t end there, the latest incident took place at a launch party for Paris' new album at Suite in Miami on Tuesday night. A drunken Davis -– who recently came out of rehab for his drinking addiction -- climbed onstage and announced to the crowd, "I wrote a special new song called 'Firecrotch,' and it's for Lindsay Lohan!" An insider tells the New York Post newspaper that the "Firecrotch" song is real and was produced by Storch, who also mixed Hilton's debut album.

LINDSAY GETS BANNED
August 21, 2006

The British Sun reports that actress LINDSAY LOHAN has been blacklisted and denied tickets to a JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE concert this weekend at the ‘House of Blues’ in West Hollywood -- because Timberlake believes that any association with the young actress is bad for his image. A source tells the newspaper, “Justin’s gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music.

The last thing his label wants is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album. He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn’t need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers like Lindsay are bad for his image and career.”

Timberlake's new album FutureSex/LoveSounds hits shelves September 12.

HUDSON AND ROBINSON SPLIT
August 21, 2006

People Magazine reports that actress KATE HUDSON and ‘Black Crowes’ frontman CHRIS ROBINSON are separating.

A rep for the “You, Me and Dupree” star confirms that the couple are separating after nearly six years of marriage.

Hudson, 27, and Robinson, 39, wed on New Year's Eve in 2000 after dating for about a year. Their son, RYDER RUSSELL, was born January 7, 2004.

Hudson (daughter of actress GOLDIE HAWN) and her rocker husband had been dodging rumors for months that their marriage was on the rocks as gossip websites reported sightings of Robinson out with other women.

Just this week, Us Weekly added more fuel to the infidelity fire with the rumor that the reason for the sudden split may be because Hudson fell for her co-star OWEN WILSON during the filming of "You, Me and Dupree". In the new cover story, the magazine reports in great detail how Hudson went from being Wilson's costar to his latest conquest.

"This is not [just] a fling," a source close to the couple tells the magazine. "Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it!"

BUSTY BEAUTIES BATTLE THE TERMINATOR FOR GOVERNOR
August 21, 2006

Porn star MARY CAREY -- who gained mainstream fame when she ran for California governor in 2003 -- is reportedly making a second bid to terminate actor ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’s political career. According to NBC San Diego, the star of “Newwave Hookers 7” said she believed porn and politics go together -- inspiring her cheeky campaign slogan, “finally a politician you want to be screwed by.”

As she arrived at a Los Angeles County elections office to launch her 2006 gubernatorial campaign, she explained, “As you can see I’m dressed more seriously. I’ve got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously.”

Carey, who announced in December that she had lost weight, replaced her teeth and acquired new, 36-D sized breasts, drew a horde of spectators as she entered the building, inspiring one man to shout out, “Mary, you’re thinner!” The porn star responded, “Thank you. Smoking cigarettes and quitting birth control.”

Now, there’s a politician we can all get behind.

In related news, lingerie model CAPRICE BOURRET has hinted she may also run against the “Terminator” star at November's California Governor elections -- confessing it would be her dream job.

The 35-year-old California blonde beauty -- who’s more famous for her sexy curves and line of sexy lingerie and swimwear than her politics -- has always had big ambitions. She says, "I actually wanted to be governor of California when I was a child."

WOODS DUMPS YOUNG GIRLFRIEND
August 21, 2006

The New York Daily News reports that veteran actor JAMES WOODS has broken up his 20-year-old girlfriend, ASHLEY MADISON, after the stress from the May-December relationship sent him to the emergency room.

The 59-year-old star was distraught after his younger brother MICHAEL died unexpectedly of a heart attack last month and was shocked by Madison's insensitive behavior during the funeral.

Woods' close friend SCOTT SANDLER tells the newspaper that Madison showed up for the service dressed inappropriately "in a 3-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking."

He explains, "At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in. Jimmy was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself. Jimmy was so overcome by grief his blood pressure went through the roof early last week, and he had to go to the hospital. When he came out, it was like he had seen the light."

Sandler adds, "She's the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout."

TOP 15 MOST INFLUENTIAL MUSICIANS
August 21, 2006

According to a recent MTV poll, U2 lead singer BONO was named the most influential pop star of the last 25 years.

Pop icons MICHAEL JACKSON and MADONNA came in second and third respectively. They were followed by the late grudge rocker KURT COBAIN in fourth and PRINCE in fifth spot.

Rounding out the top 15 are:

1. BONO
2. MICHAEL JACKSON
3. MADONNA
4. KURT COBAIN
5. PRINCE
6. EMINEM
7. KYLIE MINOGUE
8. SNOOP DOGG
9. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
10. SIR ELTON JOHN
11. BEYONCE KNOWLES
12. ROBBIE WILLIAMS
13. PETE DOHERTY
14. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
15. BRITNEY SPEARS