Jenna Wants Scarlett, Britney Pregnant?

The TMZ website has confirmed that actress/singer LINDSAY LOHAN checked herself into a chemical dependency unit last Wednesday, and only offered up this simple statement through her rep:

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

There has been no other explanation on what type of substance abuse she was being treated for.

Star magazine reports that Lindsay’s mother/manager DINA insists that her daughter is doing perfectly fine now. Dina said, "I'm so proud of her. She's really in a good place right now, spiritually and mentally. She's in an amazing, phenomenal place. She's 20 and she's solid, and she's doing what she needs to do. I don't know that many people who are that secure. It's all about her, and getting back on track. She's fine -- she's amazingly fine."

A week ago, the New York Post revealed that the 20-year-old Lindsay was reportedly dating 33-year-old ‘Girls Gone Wild’ creator JOE FRANCIS.

Friends say that Francis accompanied Lohan when she went to the hospital two weeks ago to have her appendix taken out. The new couple reportedly grew close during the week and planned to enjoy a mini-vacation at Francis' lavish Mexican estate last Saturday, but decided instead to stay in Los Angeles because both of them wanted to stay for the Golden Globe parties.

Ahh, now it all makes sense. I’m sure hanging out with Francis -- a guy who built his entire empire of drunken hot naked chicks -- won’t do much to help your fight for sobriety. Wonder if she’ll be featured in any of his videos.

JENNA WANTS SCARLETT
January 22, 2007

Like many us, porn queen JENNA JAMESON has requested that she wants busty actress SCARLETT JOHANSSON to play her in a biopic, based on her bestseller ‘How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale’.

The retired 32-year-old Jameson –- who’s appeared in over 200 adult films, such as ‘Please Cum Inside Me’ and ‘I Love Lesbians 10’ -– is currently in talks with movie producers and hopes to start filming next year.

Even though things are very much in the early stages, Jameson believes that the 22-year-old Johansson would be perfect for the lead role.

The former XXX-rated actress told Britain's FHM magazine, "We're looking hopefully at Scarlett Johansson. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."

PARIS’ BEST FRIEND HAS A SEX TAPE?
January 22, 2007

This rumor has been circulating for weeks, but there may just be some true to it.

According to the TMZ website, a source has confirmed that the sex tape starring PARIS HILTON's best friend KIM KARDASHIAN and R&B singer RAY J does exist and even features an explicit golden shower scene -- a term that refers to a sexual fetish that involves peeing on your partner.

Several big porn companies are reportedly negotiating the rights to the alleged tape, with ‘SugarDVD’ offering the young socialite Kardashian $2 million to sell it.

Her ever-so-wise pal Paris –- who became famous off her own sex tape ‘One Night In Paris’ -- is allegedly against the deal, which may be a big reason why the tape hasn't been seen yet.

However, Kim, the daughter of famed attorney ROBERT KARDASHIAN, recently told TMZ that she isn’t involved in selling an alleged sex tape between her and Ray J – who also happens to be R&B star BRANDY’s little brother. The 25-year-old Kardashian insisted, “There is no tape being shopped. Ray J and I remain friends, and there is nothing he would do to spite me.”

KEELEY’S SEX TAPE SCANDAL
January 22, 2007

Yes folks, another D-List celebrity sex tape, or should I say DD-List. The UK Sun newspaper reported that busty British pin-up model KEELEY HAZELL spent last week trying to get the courts to remove her homemade sex tape from the internet.

The sexy Hazell believes that her ex-boyfriend LLOYD MILLER is the one behind the sale but has obtained an injunction preventing any further publication or promotion of the private video.

The steamy 10-minute video shows the pair engaged in intercourse, and also features Hazell giving her boyfriend a lively blowjob and him returning the favor.

Hazell tearfully told the Sun newspaper, “We had been in an on-off relationship for a year and at the time. I really loved this guy and trusted him. Never in my wildest dreams did I think he would betray me in this way.”

The busty 20-year-old added, “We had taken a video camera on holiday with us to Tenerife [Canary Islands] last summer. We were both feeling relaxed after a couple of drinks and it just happened. I’ve turned down offers to do Playboy covers because there were certain things I simply didn’t want others to see. Now I feel I have no dignity left. In future I know I will have to be more careful who I fall in love with.”

So what’s left for a girl to do after being humiliated by a sex-tape scandal…um, star in a movie!

Following in the sand-filled footsteps of buxom-actress PAM ANDERSON –- who has starred in her own notorious sex tape with ex-husband rocker TOMMY LEE –- Hazell is set to sport the famous red swimsuit in the upcoming ‘Baywatch’ movie. The sexy British beauty undoubtedly impressed the film’s producers with stunning good looks and nice, firm acting skills. Umm, there’s a moral to this story somewhere.

The ‘Baywatch’ film is set to hit the big screen sometime next year.

BRADY SCORES WITH GISELE?
January 22, 2007

According to the New York Post, New England Patriots’ quarterback TOM BRADY is rumored to be dating ‘Victoria’s Secret’ supermodel GISELE BUNDCHEN. Brady –- who recently broke up with gorgeous actress BRIDGET MOYNAHAN –- was reportedly sacked by the Brazilian beauty, who was dressed down “in jeans and a T-shirt” as she was seen last Sunday waiting outside his locker room.

According to reports from the Boston Herald, after the AFC Playoff game where the Patriots defeated the San Diego Chargers, Bundchen was spotted “just kind of leaning against the wall” as she waited for the three-time Superbowl champ.

Is there truth to this? Keep in mind, Bundchen was also recently linked to actor JOSH HARNETT and surfing star KELLY SLATER since splitting with her longtime boyfriend LEONARDO DiCAPRIO.

BRITNEY PREGNANT? GUESS WHO’S THE DADDY
January 22, 2007

Last week several tabloids reported that pop princess BRITNEY SPEARS was pregnant again –- only 10 weeks after her split from husband KEVIN FEDERLINE and four months after she gave birth to her second child, JAYDEN JAMES.

The next day, Spears’ manager quickly responded to the rumors by saying, "Britney is not pregnant," and calling the story "absurd."

However, this hasn’t stopped Bodog Entertainment to post odds on who will father Britney's next baby.

Who’s your money on? Here are the odds:

PEREZ HILTON (openly gay blogger) 100/1
BRANDON DAVIS (oil heir) 12/1
BILL CLINTON (former US President) 20/1
GEORGE W. BUSH (current US President) 28/5
KEVIN FEDERLINE (rapper and father of Spears’ two other children) 13/3
MEL GIBSON (actor and director) 31/1
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (popstar and ex-boyfriend) 11/2
ISAAC COHEN (model and current boyfriend) 5/3
HUGH HEFNER (Playboy founder) 12/1
LARRY RUDOLPH (Spears’ former manager) 11/5