Jolie Tops Sexy List, Charlie's New Angel

The Associated Press reports that 'Friends' actress JENNIFER ANISTON officially filed for divorce from actor BRAD PITT on Friday, just three months after the couple had publicly announced their separation.

The Los Angeles Superior court petition cited "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the couple's split. The couple began dating in back in 1998, and married in Malibu in July of 2000.

First KEN and BARBIE, then TOM CRUISE and NICOLE KIDMAN, now this... can't we all just get along?

JOLIE TOPS SEXY LIST
March 25, 2005

The astounding beautiful ANGELINA JOLIE is the world's sexiest woman according to the upcoming FHM Sexiest 100 poll. Out of the 15 million votes cast in FHM's annual survey, the stunning actress ranks No. 1.

"Not only is she stunning to look at, but she's very outspoken," an FHM spokesperson reports, adding that Jolie is "very smart, she's always standing up for worthy causes, she really is that entire package."

The star beat out fellow actresses JENNIFER GARNER (No. 2) and HALLE BERRY (No. 5) to the top spot on the coveted list.

Meanwhile, actress TERI HATCHER (No. 7) was voted the top 'Desperate Housewives' star by FHM readers, while sexy co-star EVA LONGORIA (No. 38) made her first debut on the list, which will be revealed in full in the upcoming May issue of the men's magazine.

MOM PLEAS WITH AARON TO ENTER REHAB
March 25, 2005

Teen popstar AARON CARTER is headed for a huge fall from grace -- according to his mother.

JANE CARTER, who was fired as her son's manager last year in the midst of a foul-up over his finances, is pleading with her teenage son to quit the music business and check into rehab after he failed a drug test she insisted he take.

In an exclusive interview with the National Enquirer, Jane Carter says, "I live in dread of turning on the TV and hearing Aaron has died of a drug overdose.

"It can only get worse in December when Aaron turns 18 -- and gets his hands on a $4 million trust fund from his singing earnings."

Carter admits she first learned of her son's love of drugs when his older brother NICK CARTER confided in her that he'd seen the teenager buying marijuana during a vacation in Hawaii.

She recalls, "He [Aaron] told me, 'It's no big deal. Everyone does it.' I was furious. I told him, 'You're a role model for kids all around the world.'"

The teen singer promised to give up drugs, but his unconvinced mom insisted on an impromptu test weeks later. The tests came back positive for marijuana and opiates, possible traces of ecstasy.

Jane reveals she then took her son to a behavioral institute, where a rebellious Aaron insisted he wasn't ready to quit for good. Shortly after this incident, Carter cut his mother out of his life.

She adds, "If I could sit down one more time with Aaron, I'd tell him, 'Get into rehab, and take a break from show business.'"

Aaron, if you're reading... listen to your mommy!

PAULA CAUGHT IN A HIT N' RUN
March 25, 2005

The Associated Press reports 'American Idol' judge PAULA ABDUL was fined and placed on probation Thursday after pleading no contest to a misdemeanor charge of hit-and-run driving stemming from an accident last December in which her Mercedes Benz clipped a car on a San Fernando Valley freeway.

Abdul was sentenced to 24 months of informal probation. She also was ordered to pay about $900 in fines and penalties and to reimburse the other motorist $775 for the car damage.

The host of 'The Insider', PAT O'BRIEN -- who entered rehab on Sunday -- is embroiled in a scandal where alleged sexually explicit voice-mail messages of him were leaked on the Internet. And if that wasn't enough, reports say that there is also a dirty photograph of him about to be published.

An unidentified source says that O'Brien's girlfriend, 'BETSY,' has an ex-husband who is in possession of a "compromising photograph" of the mustached broadcaster masturbating.

"There's also an e-mail Pat O'Brien sent to Betsy laying out the framework for [having] an affair," said the source.

"It's like a blueprint, something in his file that he has sent out before."

The ex-husband, who's said to be wealthy already, may sell the photo to one of the supermarket tabloids just out of spite. "He's finished with the divorce and he's moved on," said our source.

In the voice mails, a man who sounds like O'Brien is heard trying to coax an unidentified woman into a threesome with Betsy.

"Let's have [bleep]ing sex and drugs and just go crazy," the voice says in one of three messages, most of which is repetitive and overly explicit. "You're so [bleep]ing sexy, I want to go crazy with you."

"You are so [bleep]ing hot... my girlfriend is so hot, you are so [bleep]ing hot. Please leave me a voice mail, leave me a voice mail. Bye."

In the third message, the voice says: "I am so [bleep]ing into you, but Betsy's so [bleep]ing jealous... I told Betsy you're into her and if you get this message just look at me and say yes. I want to [bleep] your [bleep] and get crazy. I don't know why I'm like this, but you have to be with Betsy, too."

O'Brien, who has one child with his wife, LINDA, has taken Betsy out with him in public to many events over the past few months.

A spokesman for "The Insider" announced that O'Brien won't be coming back to the show "until he is better."

WHO'S CHARLIE'S NEW ANGEL?
March 25, 2005

The National Enquirer reports that bleach-blonde playmate CHLOE JONES claims that actor CHARLIE SHEEN recently paid her more than $15,000 for sex and even asked the former porn star to marry him -- all while he was still married to actress DENISE RICHARDS.

In an exclusive interview with the tabloid magazine, Jones claims, "He said his marriage was over. He asked me to marry him!"

In the article, Jones also gives steamy details of her 4-hour sex romp with Sheen at two hotels in February and revealed how miserable the actor was in his marriage.

Sheen's rep vehemently denies the story and claims the actor hasn't seen her since 1996.

GUNSHOOTS FIRED AT NAS CONCERT
March 25, 2005

The Mirror reports that rapper NAS was at the center of a shooting drama in London Monday night when a man jumped on stage and fired a gun during his performance. Apparently gunfire doesn't scare the rapper -- real name NASIR JONES -- as he was heard screaming: "No muthaf*cker's gonna stop my show," even injuring himself trying to find out what was happening. A source revealed, "Nas twisted his ankle leaping into the crowd."

The premises were immediately evacuated. No one was hurt and no arrests have been made.

MANSON FANS THREATENED TO KILL VON TEESE
March 25, 2005

Crazed fans of MARILYN MANSON were so enraged when he embarked on a romance with dancer DITA VON TEESE, they sent a barrage of death threats to the brunette beauty.

The Goth rocker Manson, who is now engaged to the burlesque star, has a large number of faithful followers who were far from thrilled to learn their idol had a new woman in his life.

The former Playboy model Von Teese tells Blender magazine, "For a long time, I got hate mail from his fans, saying I wasn't good enough for their God.

"I got the same e-mail from different girls: 'He comes to me in my dreams, we're meant to be together.' People have threatened to kill me."

SARAH JESSICA GETS AXED BY GAP
March 25, 2005

'Sex in the City' star SARAH JESSICA PARKER is reportedly furious after being ditched as the face of retail clothing giant Gap in favor of young British singing sensation JOSS STONE.

The announcement came in the same week Parker's Gap spring campaign was launched. The lucrative ad campaign earned Parker over $38 million since the demise of her HBO hit series.

A close pal of the actress says, "Sarah's spring campaign for Gap has only just started and she feels the announcement of her replacement in the same week that the new ads are appearing is a bit of a snub.

"Joss is not only a teenager, she is a virtual unknown. Had her replacement been a big star, perhaps Sarah wouldn't have minded so much."

USHER MAKES A BIG STINK
March 24, 2005

R&B superstar USHER is following in the footsteps of JENNIFER LOPEZ and BRITNEY SPEARS by releasing his own perfume.

The singer is excited unleash his own scent on the market and believes he knows what ladies like. The maker of the new perfume is the same company that worked with JESSICA SIMPSON on her Dessert Beauty line.

An insider says, "He knows what smells good on a woman and thinks he can come up with a great perfume."

LIL' JON 'BIGGER' PROMISES
March 24, 2005

Hip-hop star LIL' JON has explained why porn fans should flock to buy his new XXX films - they feature "nice-sized" penises.

The CRUNK! hitmaker will produce, direct, appear in and score the music for two features of adult film giant Vivid Entertainment, which will boast "lesbians getting down" among their features.

Lil' Jon, real name JONATHAN SMITH, tells Blender magazine of his role in the porn flicks, "(I will be) partying with the girls, creating the music and setting the tone for the hardcore sex."

And for any women worried about the dimensions of the male actors letting them down, he adds, "We got some nice-sized d*cks. There's not no two-inch d*cks in the movies."