Nelly Turns Down Playboy, J.Ho The Porno

The National Enquirer reports that several weeks ago, an out-of-control LINDSAY LOHAN reportedly overdosed on a lethal combination of cocaine and painkillers.

According to the reports, on November 12, a doctor was summoned to Hollywood's Chateau Marmont after a friend of the 20-year-old actress found her unconscious in a drug-filled hotel room.

An insider revealed to the tabloid that although the doctor was able to revive the hard-partying star, he was horrified to discover a "stash of cocaine and a pile of prescription drugs" in the room.

The doctor then proceeded to flush the cocaine down the toilet and bagged up seven different prescription drugs.

"The doctor insisted, 'This girl had a serious drug overdose. She has to go into a hospital and then into rehab.'"

However, the stubborn actress refused to be treated at a hospital or enter rehab.

KKKRAMER’S RACIAL TIRADE
November 27, 2006

TMZ reports that comedian MICHAEL RICHARDS -– who plays the wacky Cosmo Kramer character on the hit TV show ‘Seinfeld’ -- exploded in anger as he performed at a famous L.A. comedy club last Friday, hurling racial slurs that left the crowd gasping.

Last Friday, Richards appeared onstage at the Laugh Factory when he became aggravated that he was being heckled by two African-American men.

The camera started rolling just as Richards began his verbal assault, screaming at one of the men, "Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f*cking fork up your ass."

Richards continued his racial rant, "You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherf*cker. Throw his ass out. He's a n*gger! He's a n*gger! He's a n*gger! A n*gger, look, there's a n*gger!"

The bewildered crowd gasped as Richards responded by saying, "They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a n*gger."

One of the men who was the object of Richard's tirade was outraged, shouting back "That's un-f*cking called for, that ain't necessary."

After the three-minute tirade, it appears the majority of the crowd got up and left in disgust. According to MSNBC, Richards performed again the following night without making a scene and claims to have "made amends" about the incident.

TMZ also reports that Richard’s former co-star JERRY SEINFELD spoke out about his friend’s action, saying, "I am sick over this. I'm sure Michael is also sick over this horrible, horrible mistake. It is so extremely offensive. I feel terrible for all the people who have been hurt."

On Tuesday, Seinfeld was the scheduled guest on the DAVID LETTERMEN Show and invited Richards on to apologize for his outburst. Richards appeared via satellite to say he was sorry for his horrible behavior last weekend.

"I lost my temper on stage. I was trying to do my act and I got heckled. I took it badly and went into a rage and said some really nasty things to some Afro-Americans," Richards said. "I'm really busted up over this. I'm really, really sorry. I'm concerned about the anger coming through. I'm deeply, deeply sorry. I'm not a racist, that's what so insane about this.... I just have to do personal work. I'm still reeling from this."

NO BRITNEY-KEVIN SEX TAPE
November 27, 2006

TMZ reports that pop princess BRITNEY SPEARS and estranged husband KEVIN FEDERLINE have issued a joint statement that squashes all rumors that they made a sex tape while on their honeymoon.

Federline's lawyer says, "There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."

Now that the sex tape rumors are dead, the British Sun newspaper has revealed a new Federline divorce threat. According to the publication, K-Fed is said to be prepared to tell all in divorce court, including allegations that his estranged wife begged him to have a threesome with another woman.

According to the publication, “Federline, 28, will say [in court that] the Pop Princess regularly fantasized about women and was desperate to share one with him. The insider added, “Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally. She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome.”

In related news, the National Enquirer is reporting that Federline plans on penning a bombshell biography in which will reportedly reveal a side of Spears that fans have never before seen.

Sources say K-Fed plans on revealing the pop princess's love for frequenting gay bars, her physical encounters with other women, her reported use of cocaine and marijuana use, her plastic surgery and embarrassing physical problems.

The aspiring rapper will expose the very things Spears was most insecure about - her weight, acne, and hair according to the source.

"He's either hoping a publisher will pay him big bucks for the book or Britney will cough up more than what's in their prenuptial agreement to keep him from spilling the beans," said the source. What a class act!

J.HO THE PORNO
November 27, 2006

The New York Post newspaper reports that Latin star JENNIFER LOPEZ was left fuming after learning that she is to be spoofed in a new porn film.

The XXX-rated movie –- entitled ‘Jenny On The C*ck’, a play on her hit single ‘Jenny From The Block’ –- stars porn actress, and Lopez look-a-like, JASMINE BYRNE.

In the porn flick, Byrne will play a sex-crazed character called J.Ho, a parody of Lopez’s nickname J.Lo.

The adult star –- whose previous films include ‘Latin Crack Attack’ and ‘Super Freaks Gang Bang’ –- admits she is thrilled about the project because she is such a huge fan of the Latin singer/actress.

Byrne told the newspaper, “I always loved J.Lo, doing her singing, dancing and acting. I jumped at the chance to do it.”

STEVE-O GETS A DEATH THREAT
November 27, 2006

Jackass prankster STEVE O dropped by the HOWARD STERN satellite radio show last week to promote his new DVD “Steve O: the Early Years”. During the interview he talked about dating Sports Illustrated swimsuit model MAY ANDERSON who Stern heard he stole from actor STEPHEN DORFF. Steve said he thought they were already broken up at that point, but apparently Dorff didn’t think so.

In retaliation, Dorff began leaving voicemail death threats against Steve-O. Dorff reportedly became enraged after discovering that his former girlfriend Andersen hooked-up with Jackass crew-member Steve-O. In the voice message, Dorff threatened to kill anyone who took the swimsuit model out to lunch.

One his website, the ‘Jackass’ star jokes that his latest stunt will be to try to get Stephen Dorff to kill him.

OJ GETS THE AXE
November 27, 2006

TMZ reports that Fox News bosses decided to pull the plug on this week's O.J. SIMPSON interview and book release after facing a huge public outcry and a barrage of criticism.

According to the tabloid website, “Common sense and good taste seem to have prevailed: FOX has decided to pull the plug on both its planned O.J. Simpson book and television interview special, "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened."

The two-part interview special was scheduled to air November 27 and 29, the TV network announced. The show was suppose to air just days before Simpson's new book, "If I Did It," goes on sale November 30. The book hypothetically describes how the murders of his ex-wife NICOLE BROWN-SIMPSON and her friend RON GOLDMAN would have been committed.

However, in rather good judgement, News Corporation (parent company of Fox) Chairman and CEO RUPERT MURDOCH said today, "I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project. We are sorry for any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson."

In related news, 59-year-old Simpson claims that despite the cancellation of his TV interview and book, he still got paid. The former football star insists he has still picked up his paycheck -- reportedly $3.5 million -- and has already reaped the financial benefit.

He says, "Would everybody stop being so naive? Of course I got paid. I spend the money on my bills. It's gone."

NELLY TURNS DOWN PLAYBOY
November 27, 2006

Life Style Extra reports that Canadian pop star NELLY FURTADO has turned down $500,000 to pose for Playboy magazine.

The ‘Promiscuous Girl’ hitmaker has recently made a comeback in the pop charts with a racy new image, but insists she's not quite ready to show off her body – but hasn’t ruled out a potential photo session with the men's magazine in the future.

The 28-year-old Furtado told MTV, "I (was) offered half a million dollars to pose fully un-clothed.

"(To do it would be a) vanity thing, an egotistical thing. It's not to say that I would never do it. It's intriguing, it's very tempting. It's got to be under the right terms. We will see what happens."

HEIDI GIVES BIRTH TO ANOTHER BABY SEAL
November 27, 2006

Hello! Magazine reports that supermodel HEIDI KLUM and pop singer SEAL have welcomed their second child on Wednesday.

The 43-year-old singer confirmed the birth calling the boy's arrival a "blessing."

JOHAN RILEY FYODOR TAIWO SAMUEL was born in Los Angeles late Wednesday afternoon -- a brother to Klum's two-year-old daughter LENI from a previous relationship, and the couple's one-year-old son HENRY.

Writing on his Web site, the singer gushes, "To our children, a brother, to our parents, a grandson, to my wife and I, a son, to our family, a blessing. He is healthy, beautiful and looks just like his mother.”

PARIS SINGS AND PUKES ON STAGE
November 27, 2006

According to MSNBC, singer JOSH RADIN claims that celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON was drunk and threw up during a live JAY-Z rap performance in Las Vegas last week.

Radin is standing by his story that Hilton puked on stage, while the club insists "Paris definitely did not throw up."

The singer recalled his unfortunate experience on his MySpace account: “Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours. Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.

Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves... I find the music business charming.”