Nick & Jessica Split, Paris Believed in Santa Claus

Rapper 50 CENT is planning to release his own new line of customized condoms and sex toys.

The “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” star -- who already has a lucrative clothing line and a range of energy drinks, is planning to branch out into the sex market -- even creating a vibrator that looks just like him.

50 tells GQ men’s magazine, "I need to make a 50 Cent condom, and a motorized version of me.”

"A motorized version of me will definitely have to be waterproof, so you could utilize it in the tub. A lot of them (vibrators) aren't waterproof.”

"Blue is my favorite color, so it would probably be blue. But I don't know how big. I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo.”

"But I want to do something like that, to create something that's popular and exciting sexually for women."

NICK AND JESS OFFICIALLY SPLIT
November 28, 2005

It’s finally happened! Celebrity couple JESSICA SIMPSON and NICK LACHEY have officially split after months of speculation about the state of their three-year marriage.

The parting of ways comes after the couple for months had been denying rumors that their marriage was headed for a split, fueled by reports of romantic links to other people and that they've been appearing apart -- and without their wedding rings.

According to Us Weekly, the pop singers jointly announced the end of their marriage through their publicists Wednesday night.

The official statement read, "After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways. This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."

Lachey, 32, and Simpson, 25, married in October 2002 and became household names when they starred in the MTV reality show "Newlyweds."

In related news, there were reports that during a bachelor party a few months ago XXX porn star JESSICA JAYMES and two gal pals took Nick Lachey into a bedroom where they performed a sexual performance involving whipped cream and toys.

However during the time, the adult film star went on record on the ‘Howard Stern Show’ to say that nothing happened between her and Lachey. She claimed that before Lachey got too involved her friend pulled him out of the bedroom and out of danger.

But, according to the New York Post, Jaymes is now changing her tune and is shopping around her side of the story as well as syndication rights for $1 Million.

Jaymes promises that she’ll reveal “the entire story”, along with steamy details that are sure to make "Simpson’s hair stand on end."

Let the gold-digging begin!

MR. MIYAGI DEAD
November 28, 2005

Reuters News reports that Asian-American actor PAT MORITA died of natural causes at his home Thursday in Las Vegas, at the age of 73.

The beloved 5-foot-3-inch star became an instant on-screen hero to millions of adults and kids alike as the wonderful and wise "Mr. Miyagi" in ‘The Karate Kid’ series.

However, Morita actually first started out as a stand up comedian known as "The Hip Nip" in nightclubs and bars, but go his first big break playing the often perplexed restaurant owner "Arnold" in two stints on the hugely popular "Happy Days".

Morita is survived by his wife EVELYN and three daughters from a previous marriage.

LETO CHEATS ON LOHAN
November 28, 2005

JARED LETO has been spotted "all over" a mystery blonde -- sparking rumors he’s already cheated on his actress girlfriend LINDSAY LOHAN.

According to the New York Post newspaper, the womanizing actor/musician was reportedly seen at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, cozying up to the sexy blonde beauty after watching a performance of the popular show 'Madhouse'.

Onlookers claimed Leto was flirting outrageously with the blonde stunner and the pair seemed to be getting very close. News of Leto's alleged fling will definitely leave Lohan devastated since she’s allegedly been already telling her friends that the actor is 'the one'.

Earlier this month, the pair were rumored to be planning to go public with their romance.

Lohan and Leto first sparked rumors of romance in May, when they were spotted canoodling in a New York nightclub.

NAOMI AND ROBBIE AFFAIR?
November 28, 2005

Supermodel NAOMI CAMPBELL's former personal assistant has given an interview to the News of the World newspaper claiming the catwalk beauty enjoyed a secret year-long affair with pop star ROBBIE WILLIAMS back in 2001.

REBECCA WHITE told the publication she once walked in on Naomi and Robbie in bed together, during the time her former boss was reportedly dating Formula One boss FLAVIO BRIATORE.

White explained, "The two of them were clearly already close before I started working for Naomi the previous year. She would talk fondly about Robbie from time to time, so I knew they were acquainted. But the first time I actually met him was that day in February 2001 when I walked into Naomi's bedroom and found them cuddled up in her bed." She continued, "It was the apartment Naomi shared with Flavio, with whom she was supposed to be having a serious relationship. Naomi didn't try to hide that she was cheating on Flavio. I lived in the apartment below and every few hours they would summon me up to bring them food and drink."

A spokesman for Williams refused to comment on the story.

‘TOP MODEL’ GETS MARRIED ON TV
November 27, 2005

The Associated Press reports that model ADRIANNE CURRY is set to marry actor CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT in front of reality TV cameras.

Curry -- who won the first season of the reality TV show "America's Next Top Model" -- met "The Brady Bunch" star on music channel VH1's "The Surreal Life."

The unlikely pair went on to film another reality show "My Fair Brady," which followed their growing romance and ultimately Knight's marriage proposal to the 23-year-old model.

The 48-year-old Knight says, "We look forward to planning the rest of our lives together and continuing to embrace our differences on our way to the altar."

Knight and Curry's wedding will be shown during the second series of "My Fair Brady," which will air early next year.

NELLY'S STRIPPER GUILT
November 28, 2005

St.Louis rapper NELLY splashed out $10,000 on toys for underprivileged children -- after feeling guilty for his outrageous spending at a strip club.

The hip-hop star and fellow rap producer JERMAINE DUPREE made the generous donation after spending $10,000 on strippers and alcohol during a wild night out.

According to the New York Post newspaper, the partying pair felt so guilty about their extravagant evening they decided to match the sum they had spent on women and buy a ton of presents for poor children.

The day after their strip club visit, the rap duo delivered the gifts personally to needy kids at an unknown location.

Nelly revealed his act of generosity to fans at the Hip-Hop Summit Action Network Awards benefit concert in New York.

He told the crowd, "We thought how about we go to the toy store and break the kids off, it's almost Christmas time"

PARIS’ BOYFRIEND APOLOGIZES TO KELLY
November 28, 2005

Contact Music website reports that PARIS HILTON's latest Greek boyfriend STAVROS NIARCHOS has offered singer KELLY OSBOURNE a free luxury car as an apology for --- in her words -- "ruining her 21st birthday party."

After her wild birthday weekend in Vegas -- which resulted in the trashing of several hotel rooms and over $106,000 worth of damages at the alleged hands of Stavros -- Osbourne slammed the Greek billionaire for his unruly and destructive behavior. She said, "Paris' stupid boyfriend ruined my 21st birthday."

To make amends, a remorseful Stavros reportedly sent Kelly a car brochure with a card saying, "I'm so sorry. Please let me get you one of these to make it up."

JUSTIN TELLS BRIT TO DUMP K-FED
November 27, 2005

Life & Style magazine reports that pop star JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE recently called up ex-lover BRITNEY SPEARS to warn her that he'd seen her husband KEVIN FEDERLINE out in Los Angeles and Las Vegas with several other women.

The *NSYNC star was straight-forward with Spears and advised her to dump the the hard partying Federline –- despite that fact that the two of them just had a new baby boy, SEAN PRESTON.

An insider revealed, "Britney knows Justin wouldn't lie to her, especially about something as important as this."

RICKY PEES ON PEOPLE
November 27, 2005

Latin singer RICKY MARTIN told fans perhaps a little more about his sex life than some wanted to know.

“I love giving the golden shower,” Martin told Blender music magazine. “I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.”

According to MSNBC, Martin opened up even more about how he spices up bath time.

"I'm open to everything," Martin says. "There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."

When asked about his last one-night stand, he replied, "We met, we did it, we left. I don't know if we're going to meet again."

And what would an ex-lover say about him? "That I'm the love of their life!" says Martin, who hedges his pronouns before becoming more gender-specific. "I'm the best man that they've ever had, a gentleman who treated them like a lady."

PARIS’ CHRISTMAS SHOCK
November 27, 2005

Celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON says she believed in SANTA CLAUS until she was 17. The ‘Simple Life’ star, now 24, says she only discovered the truth when a pal revealed there was no such person.

According to Contact Music, the clueless blonde admitted, "I believed in Santa Claus until I was 17 when some mean person told me it wasn't true. When my sister [NICKY HILTON] and I were kids we used to get up at 6am but now I'm a little lazy so I get up at 11."

She says her dream presents for Christmas this year includes a silver Bentley GT convertible -- possibly to replace the one her boyfriend STAVROS NIARCHOS scratched in a car accident from a couple of weeks ago.

TOM GIVES KATIE A PRIVATE JET
November 27, 2005

Actor TOM CRUISE has purportedly bought his fiancée KATIE HOLMES her own $20 million private jet as a wedding present.

The ‘Mission Impossible’ star is said to be so eager for his pregnant lover to share his love of flying he has splashed out on a customized Gulfstream jet for her.

A source close to the Hollywood actor revealed to the National Enquirer tabloid magazine, "Tom wanted to come up with the most amazing wedding gift ever, something that would make her life so much better than a big diamond on her finger."

Meanwhile, it has been revealed Holmes plans on giving up her Hollywood career to focus on becoming a full time mom and housewife.

The 'Batman Begins' actress -- who is reportedly set to marry Cruise in a Christmas ceremony -- has put on her career on hold to concentrate on being the perfect wife.

DENISE RICHARDS GETS HOT MILF AWARD
November 28, 2005

Actress DENISE RICHARDS has been voted Hollywood's sexiest mom –- according to In Touch Magazine.

The 34-year-old former Bond girl -- who has two daughters, Sam and Lola, from her turbulent marriage to actor CHARLIE SHEEN -- beat a bevy of stunning star mothers to land the coveted honor.

'Legally Blonde' actress REESE WITHERSPOON came second, while sexy ANGELINA JOLIE, who has two adopted children, came in third place.

The list of the Sexiest Hollywood moms goes as follows:

1. DENISE RICHARDS
2. REESE WITHERSPOON
3. ANGELINA JOLIE
4. KATE HUDSON
5. BRITNEY SPEARS
6. KELLY RIPA
7. HEIDI KLUM
8. COURTENEY COX
9. GWYNETH PALTROW
10. SARAH JESSICA PARKER

XXX-TINA’S HUSBAND IS PACKIN'
November 27, 2005

Pop diva CHRISTINA AGUILERA’s new husband toasted his large manhood during the couple's wedding dinner rehearsal last Friday.

According to the New York Daily News, record producer JORDAN BRATMAN stood up at the Japanese meal and asked guests to raise their glasses as he thanked his shocked parents for his "good looks and large penis".

Afterwards, Jordan's brother and best man, JOSH, and his father, JACK, both stood up and proudly applauded the groom's appendage.

The 24-year-old Aguilera simply smiled and nodded in complete agreement. The following the day, the smitten pair tied the knot in secret in a romantic sunset ceremony at a Californian vineyard.

QUOTE (JOKE) OF THE WEEK

During a recent interview with Blender magazine, celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON eloquently expressed her modesty.

“I’m a brand,” she told the music publication, “I do everything. But I’m best at singing.”