Paris Pees in Cab?, Jessica's Mystery Shiner

Hollywood.com reports that PARIS HILTON’s publicists are fighting to silence a Hawaiian taxi driver who claims the celebrity socialite urinated in his cab.

Driver HARDEN JAMISON tells the National Enquirer tabloid magazine that the hotel heiress was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and current boyfriend STAVROS NIARCHOS up after a party on Maui.

The disgusted cabbie claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own smelly DNA as evidence against her.

Jamison has since gone public with his story after getting threatened by one of Hilton's pals, who desperately offered him $200 for the urine-soaked towel.

He says, "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop."

A spokesman for Hilton denies the incident.

MEG RYAN ADOPTS A CHINESE BABY?
January 23, 2006

According to OK! Celebrity Magazine, actress MEG RYAN reportedly signed up to become mother to a Chinese baby.

Sources claim the star has spent months chasing her dream of becoming a mom for the second time and heard the news she had been approved late last year.

The adoption is scheduled to take place at an American consulate in China, according to the magazine sources.

An insider tells the publication, "The consulate will formalize the adoption and grant Meg's new daughter a visa and a social security number. They will probably be flying back to the U.S. immediately after the process is complete."

The insider predicts the ‘You’ve Got Mail’ star will take custody of the baby late Friday.

Ryan has a teenage son, JACK, by former husband DENNIS QUAID.

Other Hollywood stars who have discovered the thrill of motherhood through adoption include SHARON STONE, NICOLE KIDMAN, and of course ANGELINA JOLIE.

BARRYMORE’S BATHROOM SEX?
January 23, 2006

Actress DREW BARRYMORE and her rocker boyfriend FABRIZIO MORETTI were left red-faced recently when they were caught having sex in the bathroom at a New York opera house.

The Strokes drummer, 25, and Barrymore, 30, decided to find another way to entertain themselves after becoming bored watching the show.

Moretti tells Jane magazine, "I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York.

"We went to 'La Boheme' and it was wicked boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing.

"If we'd gone to the men's room, people would've heard it and said, 'Good on you, man.'

"But we were in the ladies' room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn't help but crack up.

"I guess she told the security guy -- he came in and was, like, 'Just go.'"

FIRST LOOK AT BRANGELINA’S BABY
January 23, 2006

The London Sun reports that a sonogram picture claiming to be actors BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE's baby has been removed from the popular auction website eBay.com.

The unusual item, listed as "Angelina Jolie's 4-5 month fetus sonogram picture," was pulled after eBay bosses decided it "violated their policy on celebrity materials."

The item generated over 50 bids in just two days, reaching $500 just minutes before the online auction was closed.

Spokesman for the company says, "We have pulled it off the site. This listing was being marketed as coming specifically from Angelina Jolie. There was no indication in the listing that she had given agreement to this.

"We took a look at it pretty quickly and felt it violated our policy on celebrity materials."

Last week, Jolie officially announced that she was expecting Pitt's baby. It will be the couple's first biological child.

In related news, a judge granted a request last Thursday by the actress to change the names of her two adopted children to reflect that Pitt intends to become their adoptive father.

The names of the adopted children will become ZAHARA MARLEY JOLIE-PITT and MADDOX CHIVAN JOLIE-PITT.

ADRIANNE BLASTS TYRA AND POSES FOR PLAYBOY
January 23, 2006

Top Model/Reality TV star ADRIANNE CURRY has blasted the woman who gave her her first big break -- retired supermodel TYRA BANKS.

Curry -- who was the first winner of the Banks’ reality TV show "America's Next Top Model (ATNM)" show -- has bared all in the new February edition of Playboy magazine and she's not holding back on her feelings about Banks.

Curry says, "She's really mean. She's Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde. She can be the sweetest person in the world, but once that camera is off, she's Naomi Campbell, in your face." The 23-year-old beauty has publicly complained before that ‘ANTM’ did not help her earn contracts once the show ended.

Besides ranting about Banks, Curry –- who’s engaged to CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT -- was more than willing to reveal intimate details of their steamy sex life.

"I'm a freak and an exhibitionist. We get pretty elaborate and try everything — handcuffs, whatever. But even role-playing can get boring. That's why we're having Suzy Homemaker sex this week."

PARIS TOO GOOD FOR PLAYBOY?
January 23, 2006

National Nine News reports that hotel heiress PARIS HILTON has refused an invitation to bare all for Playboy Magazine.

The 24-year-old socialite claims that Playboy founder HUGH HEFNER has been begging her to pose since she was a teenager.

"They've asked me a million times," Hilton bragged. "Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. But I'll never do it."

When asked why she refused Playboy’s lucrative offer, she simply replied, "Because I'm Paris Hilton."

Ironically, Hilton's sex tape ‘One Night In Paris’ with her ex-boyfriend RICK SOLOMON is the best selling video in the history of adult films.

TENNIS STARS FIND LOVE MATCH
January 23, 2006

Reuters News reports that top tennis stars ANDY RODDICK and MARIA SHARAPOVA have reportedly started a romance after falling for each other at the Australian Open.

Russian teenage beauty Sharapova and the American ace have been spotted relaxing in between matches together.

The pair sparked romance rumors when Roddick turned up unannounced at the New York launch of Sharapova's new fragrance line, but back then both insisted they were merely just friends.

Sharapova was previous linked to ‘Maroon 5’ frontman ADAM LEVINE, while Roddick most recently dated actress/singer MANDY MOORE.

SURPRISE! TOMMY LEE IS DATING A PORN STAR
January 23, 2006

The Motley Crue drummer -- who was previously married to former 'Baywatch' beauty PAMELA ANDERSON -- is said to be secretly romancing 20-year-old STEFANI MORGAN. The sexy 5’9” Morgan is the newest contract star for adult industry giant Vivid Video.

The pair met at an Adult Video News Awards after-party at Las Vegas' lavish Venetian hotel a few weeks ago and have been seeing each other ever since.

A friend of Morgan's told the New York Post newspaper, "They've been seeing a lot of each other."

Tommy, who has previously been linked with porn superstars JENNA JAMESON and JESSE JANE, has so far refused to confirm he is dating Morgan.

WHITNEY AND BOBBY TO DIVORCE?
January 23, 2006

Grammy-winning singer WHITNEY HOUSTON and R&B star BOBBY BROWN's 14-year marriage is reportedly on the rocks, with the couple heading for divorce.

The New York Daily News reports the Brown, 36, has been telling friends and acquaintances he is divorcing Houston, 42, after an infamously stormy marriage.

Earlier this month, the former New Edition member was reportedly seen flirting with a group of beauties backstage at an all-star concert featuring R&B groups SWV and Blackstreet at the Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut.

A backstage source tells the newspaper, "While flirting with a bunch of women, they asked, 'What's up with your wife?' Bobby said, 'We ain't together no more. We're getting a divorce.'"

However, Brown fought back and immediately slammed the reports, insisting his wife is “the better half of me.”

Brown admits Houston was worried when she read reports. In a statement to People magazine, Brown says, "The rumors are wrong. They're false.

"I really couldn't tell you (how the rumors started). They say I said something about it, but I joke a lot. I don't think I said it, but if I did it was a joke. Trust me, it's someone that got the words mixed up.

"Oh, she (Whitney) called me! She's calling me on a regular basis like, 'Bobby! Did you say this? Did you say that?' (She's) definitely upset. There's no way I can be upset, because I didn't say it and I'm not trying to divorce her, and that's the most important thing.

"She's my friend. She's the better half of me… What's important is that we love each other. It doesn't matter what people say. They want to try to break us down anyway."

The couple has one child together -- daughter BOBBI KRISTINA, 12

EMINEM UPSETS GRANDMA BY RE-MARRYING
January 23, 2006

According to FemaleFirst website, rapper EMINEM's grandmother is furious about him re-marrying his ex-wife.

66-year-old BETTY KRESIN said the rapper is "stupid" for tying the knot with KIM MATHERS without first having her sign a pre-nuptial agreement to protect his massive fortune.

The granny says, "She's just after his money. Kim will take everything.

"She wouldn't want to get married so quick if he'd got a pre-nup. Kim is very controlling. She's turned him against his family."

But, regardless of his grandmother’s advice, Eminem –- real name MARSHALL BRUCE MATHERS III –- married his high school sweetheart for the second time on Saturday. The couple wed in a Rochester, Michigan mansion. Slim's D12 buddy, PROOF, stood in as best man, while 50 CENT, OBIE TRICE and members of the G-Unit were all in attendance.

RICHEST STARS UNDER 25
January 23, 2006

Forbes magazine recently published their annual list of the wealthiest celebrities under the age of 25.

Twin stars MARY KATE and ASHLEY OLSEN led the list, raking in an astounding $21 million US last year.

While hotel heiress PARIS HILTON proved that it pays just to be famous as she earned a reported $6.5 million in 2005.

And despite LINDSAY LOHAN’s current media distress, the actress/singer took in $11 million last year.

Lohan's pal ASHLEE SIMPSON managed to take in $5.3 million, while 18-year-old HILARY DUFF made an astounding $15 million. The Forbes annual list is based on media exposure, web popularity and earnings.

SUPERMODEL SEX TAPE ARREST
January 23, 2006

The New York Post reports that supermodel CAROLYN MURPHY had her ex-husband arrested last week for trying to sell a sex tape they made on their 17-day honeymoon in Barbados.

JAKE SCHROEDER -- a former surf shop owner with a history of drug abuse -- was thrown behind bars in California last Thursday and released on Tuesday after his bail was reduced from $500,000 to $33,000, which was paid by Internet Commerce Group (ICG), the company trying to market the two-hour sex video.

Schroeder -- who’s also the father of Murphy's 5-year-old daughter, DYLAN -- was in San Jose yesterday living in his car with two dogs. "He's essentially homeless. He called this morning and asked if we could find him an apartment," said a lawyer for ICG. "I told him if he's arrested for anything else, even jaywalking, we're not bailing him out."

The Sports Illustrated supermodel said, "Of course I don't want the tape to come out. It is private and intimate moments from my honeymoon with a man I thought I could trust. It has turned out I was completely wrong."

To which Murphy’s friend added, "She made the mistake of marrying this loser, and he's been making her life miserable ever since."

JESSICA’S MYSTERY SHINER
January 23, 2006

Pop star JESSICA SIMPSON has been recently spotted slipping out of a restaurant sporting a black eye. The blonde ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ star -- who recently announced she was splitting from husband NICK LACHEY -- was photographed as she left Los Angeles eatery Sushi Roku by the back entrance last Wednesday.

Simpson -- who was dressed entirely in black and wearing a large floppy hat -- seemed to have a bruised eye.

A witness is quoted in Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper as saying, "She seemed to be hiding her face for some reason and when she got into her car, it looked like she had a huge black eye."

TOM GIVES KATIE THE GIFT OF HIMSELF
January 23, 2006

Hollywood megastar TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present -- a DVD collection of every movie he has acted in.
The ‘War of the World’ star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and successful career.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."

Cruise has starred in over 30 motion pictures.