Eva's Orgasms, Paris' Privacy Blown Again

Busty blonde bombshell, PAMELA ANDERSON, who rose to fame after starring as sexy C.J. Parker in the hit beach series 'Baywatch' in 1992, admits men get excited when she reenacts her life-guard role.

Pam told GQ men's magazine, "I usually do dress up for boyfriends. It was only a few months ago, in fact, that I last put it (the red swimsuit) on."

"One of my boyfriends wanted rescuing from the bed.

"So I jumped in the shower, got all wet and frisky and then did the slow-motion run all the way from the shower to the double-bed.

"I think he was pretty satisfied with my performance."

It appears the boyfriend who was treated to Anderson's immaculate performance was actor STEPHEN DORFF. Unfortunately it may have been his last screening, the couple who had been dating for about six months, reportedly decided to call time out on their relationship earlier this week.

"Pam and Stephen had a great time together, but it didn't seem to be going anywhere," revealed a close pal. "There was no big argument, it just fizzled out naturally. They're still on friendly terms."

KELLY'S BID TO BECOME SEXY
May 8, 2005

Rock heiress KELLY OSBOURNE tells Metro Magazine that she's been studying the videos from sultry KYLIE MINOGUE in a bid to become the next sexy pop vixen.

"I have learned loads by watching old videos of Kylie and sex does in fact sell," she said. "So I'll be doing plenty of that."

The newly liberated Osbourne was even spotted with her boyfriend BENJI MADDEN of Good Charlotte shopping at a Fifth Avenue women's boutique. The couple was caught picking out two vibrators - one shaped like a lipstick, the other as a makeup brush. Before exiting, she signed the guest book, "Dear Henri Bendel, thanks for the [sex toy]! XOXO."

BRAD AND ANGELINA'S SECOND AFRICAN GETAWAY
May 8, 2005

Actors BRAD PITT and sexy ANGELINA JOLIE have been spotted enjoying a second romantic African getaway after checking into a Moroccan hotel last weekend.

According to the National Enquirer, the rumored couple were photographed together with the actress' adopted Cambodian son MADDOX on the beaches of Kenya back on April 19, and now they've been spotted at Morocco's Amanjena Hotel, where they spent 24 hours alone in their room.

An airport worker, who witnessed the couple arrive by private jet at an airfield near Marrakech, tells the tabloid, "They got off the plane separately as though they were ashamed. You could see they are a couple in love."

The couple reportedly disembarked from the jet separately, just in case photographers were waiting for them at the military base, where they landed.

Hours later, the couple had checked into the nearby hotel.

Jolie met Pitt during filming for their new movie, "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," and has been accused of having a secret affair following Pitt's shocking separation from estranged wife JENNIFER ANISTON in January.

PAULA FIGHTS BACK
May 8, 2005

Enraged "American Idol" judge PAULA ABDUL has struck back at claims she romanced a former contestant on the show by claiming the disgruntled aspiring singer illegally taped a phone interview with her and then edited what she said.

Contestant COREY CLARK, who was dismissed from the second series of the show when details of his law-breaking past was revealed, went public with claims of favoritism and his Abdul romance on ABC's "Primetime Live" Wednesday night.

Abdul defended herself with claims Clark tricked her into saying certain key buzzwords and then edited the taped conversation to make it appear as if Abdul was courting him.

A source tells 'Celebrity Justice,' "The tape was edited out of context to make Paula look bad."

Another insider tells the TV tabloid show that Clark allegedly told Abdul on the phone, "'American Idol' [bleep] me," and "I have nothing to lose."

The same source tells the show that a producer from an entertainment show overheard this conversation and that at one point a clicking sound could be heard. Paula then asked Corey, "Are you taping me?"

According to Clark's "Primetime Live" testimony, Abdul bought clothes for him, coached him on his performances and had intimate sexual relations with him.

Clark's parents told the ABC news show they knew about the alleged relationship and did not approve of it.

But Clark presses on, telling TV show 'Extra' that he's willing to take a lie detector test to back his claims he had an affair with the 'Idol' judge. "I'll take one with her," Clark said. "FOX and 'AI' are a $900 million corporation," Clark said. "I'd better be telling the truth because I don't have $900 million to fight against that.

FARRELL LIKES OLD WOMEN
May 8, 2005 Raunchy actor COLIN FARRELL has been left embarrassed after 70-year-old actress DAME EILEEN ATKINS boasted she recently rejected his desperate requests for casual sex.

Atkins, who appeared in "Cold Mountain," revealed the Irish playboy spent nearly three hours begging her to sleep with him, but despite his good looks, she turned him down because he is 42 years her junior.

She explains, "Three weeks before my 70th birthday, a simply stunning, gorgeous big film star came into my hotel room for sex without strings. I spent two and a half hours saying no, but it cheered me up fantastically.

"I said no, in the end because he said, 'The reason you won't do it is because your body isn't as good as it was when you were young, isn't it?' But I don't care about that.'

"But I'm too proud of how I looked when I was younger. My body is still the same weight, but it's all distributed in a different way."

The actress intended to keep his identity secret, but her rep says, "I can confirm that it is Colin Farrell that made the advance."

There are even rumors that Farrell has been romancing with Australian supermodel ELLE MACPHERSON -- who happens to be 14 years older.

The down under beauty sparked the rumors after telling a British newspaper she had met a "beautiful young Irish boy" during a trip to the Bahamas.

But she later insists she was not Farrell she was romancing. She says, "What? He's 28 years old and I have two kids. I haven't heard that rumor -- it's interesting."

"Now the poor guy is thinking 'I'm being connected to that old bag.'"

Don't worry Elle, he's been connected with older.

PARIS LOSES PRIVACY AGAIN
May 8, 2005

Celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON has suffered another privacy disaster, after losing a laptop computer full of personal photographs and videos.

Does Beverly Hills have a lost and found? In February, the contents of Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick were revealed on the Internet by computer hackers. Then there was the whole sex tape leak with ex-boyfriend RICK SOLOMON. And speaking of Paris' lost items, last summer the hotel hottie even misplaced her beloved Chihuahua, TINKERBELL.

She is now desperately trying to track down the missing computer.

It is thought to be somewhere in Los Angeles, where the reality star is preparing to move in with her Greek shipping heir boyfriend PARIS LATSIS.

Her publicist explains the misplaced hardware, "A lot of stuff is in flux."

BRIT'S 'PREGNANCY TEST' AUCTIONED FOR CHARITY
May 7, 2005

BRITNEY SPEARS' positive pregnancy test has been sold for charity by gambling website GoldenPalace.com that claims the test was found in the bathroom trash bin of a Los Angeles hotel where the pop princess recently stayed.

The 23-year-old singer officially announced last month that she is pregnant with her dancer husband KEVIN FEDERLINE's baby.

The Internet casino bosses say they have auctioned the stick she urinated on to confirm her pregnancy suspicions, and that proceeds from the kit will be donated to U.S. charities the Candlelighter's Childhood Cancer Foundation and the Easter Seal Society, which helps disabled children.

A spokesman for the online gambling emporium says Ontario, radio station New Hot 89.9 initially purchased the test from a "connection" the station has at the unnamed hotel where the kit was found.

J.LO FOR PREZ?
May 7, 2005

She's ruled the pop world, dominated the box office, but now Latin diva JENNIFER LOPEZ wants to run the country as well. The Sun magazine reports that Lopez would like to be the first female US president.

Although before worrying about the economy or the pressing matters in Iraq, Lopez feels there are more urgent concerns to address. Lopez revealed she would have to give the president's home a bit of a makeover before she moved in. "The first thing I'd do is redecorate the White House - it doesn't look cozy," she laughed.

She also insisted her third marriage to fellow singer MARC ANTHONY was strong.

She told a German magazine, "I think he'd father beautiful children.

ANGELINA DISLIKES SKINNY WOMEN
May 7, 2005

Hollywood beauty ANGELINA JOLIE says she doesn't like going to bed with skinny women. In a recent interview with Vanity Fair, the admitted bi-sexual star revealed, "Ever since I dated a woman, I know what it is to grab a curve. Skinny's not right when the lights are low." And she adds, "Women are much easier about having a lover than men."

Meanwhile, Jolie admitted she's currently dating two different people, neither of whom have the surname Pitt. "I knew nothing about their marriage," she insists. "All I know is they seem like wonderful people and wonderful friends."

PARIS WHINES ABOUT WAX
May 7, 2005

The New York Daily News reports that hotel heiress PARIS HILTON says she doesn't like her waxwork. The 24-year-old socialites' model was unveiled at Madame Tussauds in New York yesterday, but Paris thinks it could still do with some work.

"I'd like it to be in a pretty dress," Hilton said of the velour tracksuit-clad figure, "and I'd cut the hair, it's too long." She also wasn't too impressed with JENNIFER ANISTON'S figure, which was resting nearby. "She's prettier in real life," Hilton told the newspaper.

EVA'S ORGASMS
May 7, 2005

'Desperate Housewives' sexy vixen EVA LONGORIA has revealed she didn't have an orgasm until she was 26.

The 30-year-old Latina sensation, who plays trophy wife Gabrielle Solis in the hit show, believes sex gets better with age for women.

She told Rolling Stone magazine, "I'm becoming more orgasmic with age which is awesome.

"I can't wait till I'm forty. If it keeps increasing this way - watch out, world!"

"I didn't have my first one until I was 26. It was that recent. Before that it was like, 'I think I did.

"But when I finally did have one, I was like, 'What's going on with my body? Oh, my God!'"

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