Paris Offered a Job, Jacko a Virgin Until 32?

According to the New York Post, hotel heiress PARIS HILTON has been offered a new high paying job - as a high-class New York prostitute.

The proposition came from JASON ITZLER, a psychiatric patient who claims he's a former pimp. Itzler, otherwise known as "PIMP JUICE", claims Paris would only have to work 4 hours a week and she'd gross $52 million a year.

Itzler suggested, "I could get $250,000 an hour for Paris Hilton with a four-hour minimum. I'm that good at what I do, and I have a feeling so is she". He continued, "Do I think she'll take my offer seriously? Absolutely... Four hours a week of her time would gross $52 million this year, and immediately spread her legend beyond MARILYN MONROE's proportions... So Paris, how about it? I dare you to contact my lawyer to get the ball rolling."

BRITNEY'S HUSBAND CAUGHT CHEATING WITH ESCORT?
March 31, 2005

The Sun reports that pop princess BRITNEY SPEARS confronted her husband KEVIN FEDERLINE when he returned from a recent vacation in Las Vegas where he allegedly got close to VIP escort VANESSA HULIHAN, and burst into tears during an argument.

"He was later overheard saying, 'She's kicked me out'," an onlooker said.

Us Weekly also reports that Federline was seen enjoying the company of Hulihan at Pure on a big weekend with pals in Las Vegas. "At one point she was sitting on his lap... he was sliding his hand between her thighs," a source told the magazine.

However, the credibility of Hulihan is now under question after Hard Rock Hotel executive TOMMY LIPNICK branded her story about spending the weekend with Britney's husband a "fabrication." Lipnick told The Las Vegas Review Journal, "I was with Kevin 18 hours a day Saturday and Sunday. She wasn't even in the same building. She's coo coo for Cocoa Puffs."

DIDDY PAYS TRIBUTE TO COCHRAN
March 31, 2005

The man who represented celebrities such as P. DIDDY, TUPAC SHAKUR, SNOOP DOGG, MICHAEL JACKSON and most notably O.J. SIMPSON, was pronounced dead on Tuesday. The famed lawyer JOHNNY COCHRAN passed away from an inoperable brain tumor.

In a call to LARRY KING, Diddy expressed how he thought Cochran was one of the greatest lawyers in the world. "That's why I'm out here doing the positive things that I'm doing," said Diddy. "Because he fought for my innocence he fought for my freedom."

Diddy is even planning to record a tribute song for the late lawyer. "We'll Always Love J. Cochran" will be based on a 1997 BIGGIE SMALLS tribute, "We'll Always Love Big Poppa." And yes, OJ Simpson, Cochran's most infamous client, has been secured for the recording.

HOLMES DATING HARTNETT?
March 31, 2005

The Toledo Blade reports that actress KATIE HOLMES has been recently romantically linked to actor JOSH HARTNETT since the end of her publicly announced engagement to CHRIS KLEIN.

Since her February breakup, Holmes has been spotted with uni-browed Hartnett on various occasions around New York City.

Sources claim the have spotted the 26-year-old pair sharing a passionate kiss in the actress' trendy West Village neighborhood.

But a representative for Hartnett states, "They have been friends for a long time, so it wouldn't be romantic kissing. Perhaps it was a friendly peck."

HALLE DATING HEAVY D?
March 31, 2005

Oscar-winning actress HALLE BERRY turned heads recently when she was spotted out on a date with a new man - rapper HEAVY D.

The stunning beauty, who was previously linked to actor MICHAEL EALY months after her marriage to ERIC BENET ended, shocked diners at a Los Angeles eatery when she reportedly walked in holding hands with the slimmed-down star.

An onlooker tells Us Weekly, "They sat down at a cozy booth in a quiet corner and had dinner and drinks. When they walked out, they held hands again."

A representative for Heavy D, real name DWIGHT MYERS, insists, "They're friends and have known each other for a while."

Yeah, yeah... that's what they all say.

PRESLEY HIT WITH TOUGH QUESTIONS
March 31, 2005

Rocker LISA MARIE PRESLEY recently appeared on the OPRAH WINFREY show where she reacted in shock when the talk show host asked if she'd ever had sex with MICHAEL JACKSON.

The talk show queen asked the question Presley has never answered when Winfrey posed, "Was it a consummated marriage?" referring to Presley's odd pairing with the King of Pop.

A stunned Presley shot back, "Oh my god, Oprah!" as audience members drew a deep breath, leading Winfrey to joke, "You all know damn well you wanna know!"

Presley then answered the question with a simple, "Yep," adding, "To me, yes, it was [real]."

But the shock wasn't over there - the singer's mother PRISCILLA PRESLEY, who joined her for the candid interview, stated, "I do think there was an agenda there... because he wanted children and he wanted her children."

The rocker shot her mom a furious look, and said, "Mother, what are you doing right now?"

KUTCHER'S KABBALAH CHAOS
March 31, 2005

Actor ASHTON KUTCHER's Kabbalah bracelet reportedly was edited for his latest film, "Guess Who?"

The "Punk'd" host has been following Kabbalah since he began dating fellow worshiper DEMI MOORE two years ago.

According to MSNBC.com's The Scoop, test audiences were outraged to see Kutcher, who plays one half of an interracial relationship in the comedy, wearing a red string Kabbalah bracelet.

But thanks to magic of expensive digital imaging, producers quickly managed to completely edit the bracelet out of the film.

A source says, "They spent something like $100,000 on digital imaging to remove it." Studio bosses have declined to comment.

A steamy topless photo of teenage soprano singer CHARLOTTE CHURCH, meant for rugby star boyfriend GAVIN HENSON's eyes only, has gone missing.

According to The Sun, the 19-year-old Charlotte texted the nude self-portrait to her new beau, but now Gavin's mobile phone has gone missing, leading to worrying reports the picture could have been forwarded on to hundreds of other phones.

"Charlotte and Gavin sent sexy texts when they started dating," a friend reveals. "The photo was just some private fun. I think they'll be more careful."

Church has always refused to pose topless for magazines and is panicking because the picture is being offered to publications for $37,000.

LIAM WINS 'MAN BOOBS' AWARDS
March 31, 2005

Oasis frontman LIAM GALLAGHER has received the top prize in Nuts magazine's 'man boobs' awards.

He is given the DD Cup in the men's weekly's first ever list naming male celebrities with ample breasts.

The magazine says the British singer's chest is showing signs of sagging after years of hard partying and heavy drinking.

A spokesperson for the magazine said: "Men love boobs, but it seems some male celebrities love boobs too much and have cultivated their own."

Other notable racks on the list included actors MATT LE BLANC and BEN AFFLECK, British Prime Minister TONY BLAIR, and troubled teen heir JACK OSBOURNE.

Nuts magazine's Boob special issue is on sale now.

FRATERNITY MEMBERS SUSPENDED FOR PORN SHOOT
March 30, 2005

Members of a California university fraternity have learned that past sexual acts caught on video will eventually come back to haunt them.

Reuters new reports that the 25-member chapter of Phi Kappa Tau at California State University, Chico were suspended Friday for filming a hardcore sex film at one of their parties last October, reports Reuters.

"We're trying to gather information as fast as we can right now," says the school's spokesman. The school began its investigation after rumors about the frat's porn participation began circulating campus.

NICOLE HENDERSON - a spokeswoman for the adult film company Shane's World - says that college students contacted the company via its website to participate in its "College Invasion" series of films. The students must then verify that they are older than 18 and sign release forms to appear in the toga-themed party scenes in the film. " We bring the porn stars and the cameras, and we just film," Henderson says. "We get hundreds of letters every month from college students wanting us to come out to their schools."

Shane's World provided four female and two male professional actors, while three Chico State students allegedly had sex in the film in question.

The suspended fraternity chapter will not be able to participate in school events until the investigation is concluded.

JACKO WAS A VIRGIN TILL 32
March 31, 2005

The British Daily Mail reports that tapes of phone calls in which MICHAEL JACKSON apparently reveals he was a virgin until he was 32 could be publicly released.

In them, he also reportedly talks candidly of his battle with anorexia, how he hated his hair and how he was desperate to sleep with a woman.

The recordings were made by the family of a nine-year-old boy from Utah the singer befriended in 1985. The family says Jackson used to call the boy late at night to talk about his love life.

The tapes are being held by a publicity agent, who said, "There is some dynamite stuff on them. I believe they will demonstrate that Jackson is, or at least was, heterosexual."

In other Jackson news, the troubled superstar was recently voted America's "Most Foolish Person" for the third year in a row, beating a murderer and PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH for the title.

The annual April Fool's Day poll showed that Jackson was the most popular choice for the top spot, with convicted killer SCOTT PETERSON, sentenced to death this month for murdering his heavily pregnant wife LACI, at second place.

The list also featured his sister JANET JACKSON at sixth place, in honor of her nipple-flashing "wardrobe malfunction" blunder, hotel heiress PARIS HILTON in at fourth place and lifestyle guru MARTHA STEWART at third.

Controversial grunge rocker COURTNEY LOVE will star as "Deep Throat" actress LINDA LOVELACE in an upcoming biopic of the legendary 1970s porn star.

Love, who previously played the wife of pornography mogul LARRY FLYNT in "The People Vs. Larry Flynt," has agreed to appear in "Lovelace," to be written by MERRITT JOHNSON.

The late porn actress, real name LINDA BOREMAN, maintained she was never paid for 1972 movie "Deep Throat," which was banned in 23 American states, but still went on to earn approximately $600 million.

Lovelace became a leading feminist and anti-porn campaigner before dying in April 2002, at the age of 53, succumbing to major injuries in a car crash.