It is Friday night, and the whole gang is coming over to your place to watch movies"¦again. Sure, it's fun, but wouldn't you rather be having
sex with your girlfriend's friends, rather than munching popcorn and drinking soda? Of course you would! So this weekend get ready to spring something new on your friends, as you prepare to enter the dark, troubled world of adult theme parties!
The Set-Up
The last thing you want to do is scare people away, so do not let the "˜cat out of the bag' before the big night. If the party has a theme, such as pimps and whores, then all you need to do is tell them to dress appropriately. If the party is going to (hopefully) end up in an orgy, then you may not want to let everyone in on the game, otherwise you may eliminate those that "˜talk the talk, from those that walk the walk.' Your best bet is to create intrigue, rather than fear. Pick a theme or costume, and then just tell them when to show up. Be creative with your invitations, but make sure you don't let them know about your secret "˜everyone gets naked' plan.
Picking Your Theme
There are plenty of websites out there that offer ideas (www.themepartiesnmore.com or www.adultpartyideas.com), but you may also want to try your local sex store. Not only are there specialty books on sexy theme parties, but sex shops also have a variety of games and toys that will make your party more enjoyable. Costumes are also a great idea because they allow people to hide their "˜true' identities. Not only that, if the costumes totally mask the person, then you never know who you are talking with, which can create even more excitement!
Top 5 Party Suggestions
1. Pimps and Ho's
A classic favourite, where everyone dresses as a pimp or a "˜ho.' The best part of this type of party is that the women will often wear very little, with emphasis on sexy lingerie.
2. Life is a Beach!
Truck in some sand, play some Reggae, and have everyone come in his or her favourite beachwear. These are great in the wintertime. You may even want to rent some hot tubs!
3. Strip Club
These parties are always a gas, but they require some careful planning. The best bet is to pretend your house is a Chippendale's bar and have the men strip for the ladies. When all is said and done the girls will be obligated to return the favor (if there are any left!) Be sure to install some temporary poles for them to get their groove on!
4. Slumber Party
Remember these? Girls may have had them more than boys, but who cares. Having a house full of women clad in their favourite PJ's is an opportunity you do not want to pass on. The fun starts when the lights go out and the boy's try to sneak into the girl's bedroom.
5. Key Party
This is a classic, which was revived with the release of "The Ice Storm." When the guests arrive, both men and women throw their keys into a large jar. After several drinks, everyone dips in and yanks out a set. You get to be alone (sex!) with the person whose keys you take out of the jar!
Party Games
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Here are a few suggestions, but be warned these games aren't for everyone! If your friends aren't that risque just tone them down to something more appropriate or try and be creative and come up with some of your own!
Oil-A-Thon
Cover an entire room in heavy plastic, and then pour a lot of oil (baby, olive, etc.) onto the ground. Everyone then runs around in a circle. When you slide into someone you like, you slip to the oily floor and have sex with her. Get up and repeat.
Dare and Dare Again
After much drinking, you can start a game whereby each guest is given 10 coins or tokens. They then have to buy or sell dares or favours, with the goal of having the most coins/tokens at the end of the night. The winner gets a prize. But the real prize is what some of the guest will do to get more tokens!
Strip Twister
Play it like the original, but when you fall you take a piece of clothing off.
Strip-tionary
It is the guys vs. the girls in this clothing optional version of the popular drawing game. Failure to get a word right means the opposite team picks a person to take off an article of clothing.
Strip Poker
Hell, strip anything is fun, but this baby is the all-time classic. Plus, based on personal experience, women are lousy poker players.
Porn Star
Rent or borrow about 10 camcorders, then pair people up and give them an hour to make their own porn movie. Have a huge screening, and everyone votes on the hottest flick.
Whose Crotch is it?
Set up a room where all the women can go and display their private parts only. Then the men go in, one at a time, and try to guess the identity behind the bush. It is harder than you think, but a lot of fun to try. When you're done, it's the men's turn to go and "˜hang out.'
Pass the Fruit
An age-old classic where people pass each other bananas using their legs only, or oranges using their necks. It is silly, but they get everybody touching and fooling around.
Prizes
It is always a good idea to offer a prize for the best costume, the most daring guest, the sexiest PJ's, or the best video. Pick up some fun vibrators from the sex shop, or try something creative. Give the best couple a bathtub full of jello, and tell them they must climb in and dig out their prize. After swishing around naked in the jello for 30 minutes, they won't care that there is nothing in the tub other than two sticky humans!
