The ABC's of Sexual Rendezvous

Everyone eventually gets into a routine when it comes to sex. The biggest complaint from both males and females is that they are doing the same position and they don't switch it up. But let's look at this monotonous routine. The day that most people have sex is a Saturday.

The location of this sexual rendezvous is the bedroom, but more generally the house. Yes, we will all agree that changing the position can make sex more interesting, but what about changing the location of where you are having sex? It might be a little more risky, but the risk of getting caught not only makes it fun but also enjoyable.

This week we are going to go over the ABCs of Sexual Rendezvous. There are many places that you can have sex, and this by far is a very short list, but for each category there is one winner and some honorable mentions. Now what about you make a deal with you and your partner and set a timeframe of one year to have sex in all the places listed. All of these locations are possible targets so I hope you enjoy your next year of sex.

A
Airplane

Regardless if you are going to try to have sex in all of these places, having sex on a plane is something that all people want to do. The exclusive mile high club is looking for new members.

Honorable Mentions: Aquarium, Amphitheatre

B
Beach

The beach is a great place for a romantic rendezvous. Whether it be in the evening when no one is around, after skinny dipping, or during the day where no one else can see you. The only problem is the sand getting in nasty cracks. (Just make sure you shower after).

Honorable Mentions: Bathroom, Bowling Alley, Bleachers, Bridge, Broadway Play

C
Carnival

The haunted house or the house of mirrors are a couple of locations for this nasty night of sex. Just make sure the children don't see you.

Honorable Mentions: Camping, Closet, Concert, Cafeteria, Cliff, Coffee House, Corn Field

D
Double Decker Bus

This is a little harder to do than most of the other scenarios because of the chance that people will see you. All you need to do is make sure the female is wearing a skirt with nothing underneath and you have easy access to your goods.

Honorable Mentions: Dressing Room, Desk, Dark Room, Driveway

E
Elevator

Elevators are fun but glass elevators are even more exciting. It is easiest to do this in the wee hours of the morning when no one is using the elevators. But it is definitely a surprise when someone comes in and sees the both of you half naked.

Honorable Mention: Eiffel Tower

F Football Field

Do it during the day when there is no game or sneak in at night. Yes it is fun, especially when you have the spot lights shining on only you and your partner.

Honorable Mentions: Futon, Fireplace, Fountain, Foyer

G
Golf Course

The ninth hold is a favorite of many, just make it seem like you two are going to head down to the washroom, and sneak off into the bush. Let the people behind you move forward instead of letting them wait. They may be waiting a long time.

Honorable Mentions: Gazebo, Gym, Garage, Green House

H
Hot Air Balloon

This one will definitely have both of you exposing yourself in front of the pilot, but who cares. He is not going to kick you off the balloon when it is in mid flight. Just bend her over the side and pump her from behind. I would suggest doing it close to the end of the flight so the guide doesn't feel too embarrassed. Though I am sure he has seen it before.

Honorable Mentions: Hotel, Hallway, Hot tub, Hammock, Hospital, Haunted House

I
Ice Rink

Is this little too cold for your taste? Well too bad because this one is for the fans who like the winter season. Feel free to do it behind the bleachers.

Honorable Mention: Igloo

J
Jacuzzi

Nothing beats the jet streams, the bubbles, and the sensation of having sex in the water. Don't know anyone with a Jacuzzi? Visit your local hotel's honeymoon suite.

Honorable Mention: Jungle

K
Kitchen Table

Bring the fruits, the whipped cream, and your partner. This is going to get a little messy.

L
Limo

Renting a limo is not that expensive and it can be lots of fun. If your partner goes on a trip, pick them up in a limo dressed for sex. Have the driver wait for them at the stairs and let them lead your partner to their carriage home with you waiting inside.

Honorable Mention: Library

M
Mardi Gras

With lots of music, picnics, floats, and excitement, Mardi Gras in New Orleans is the place to be to celebrate the big event. Take the time and rent a hotel room close to Bourbon Street and enjoy the excitement. Feel free to have sex among the onlookers.

Honorable Mentions: Museum, Movies, Mall

N
New York, New York

New York is the city that never sleeps and why should you. With dozens of places to visit, sizzling party scenes, and great restaurants, it is a vacation and a great place to have sex.

Honorable Mention: Neighbor's House

O
Office

The boss's office is good place to have sex, but make sure you do not get caught. It can cost you your job. Is the feeling of knowing you had sex on your bosses desk worth it? You make the decision.

Honorable Mention: Online

P
Phone Booth

It's a tight fit and the lady outside may be bothering you while the booth is rocking back and forth but who cares. They can find another phone down the street.

Honorable Mentions: Pool, Pool Table, Party, Park Bench

Q
Quickie Sex Anywhere

Who needs to explain quickie sex. It's quick. It's fun. And location doesn't matter.

R
Roof

If the roof of your house or apartment is flat, then you are in luck. If it isn't then try out a roof of a sky scraper or apartment building near you. Just don't get caught with the door locking behind you.

Honorable Mentions: Recliner, Restaurant, Rain

S
Stairwell

In a hotel, in an apartment, or at work. Make your way to the top floor because the first floor is the easiest place to get caught. Or perhaps you want to get caught if you made it all the way to "S".

Honorable Mentions: Starbucks, Supply Room, Shower, Supermarket, Sleeping Bag, Subway Car, Sunset

T
Traveling

Having sex when you are abroad is definitely different than having sex at home. Perhaps it is the atmosphere of the new country or perhaps it is because you are on vacation and you don't have to worry about anything.

Honorable Mentions: Tourist Attraction, Trampoline, Tent, Toys R Us, Tee Pee, Tanning Bed

U
Underwater

If you are going to have sex underwater, I suggest lots of lube. Why not bring a nice toy into the picture too? Just make sure it is waterproof.

Honorable Mentions: U-Haul Van, Upside Down

V
Video Tape

Well this is not really a location, but it is fun to do. What about you just take the camera out to the garage and video tape both of you having sex in the vehicle? That solves the problem of location.

Honorable Mention: Vehicle

W
Waterfall

The ultimate romantic locale. Sex under a waterfall is something that is not only romantic but also fun and sexy. No female will ever forget this little adventure. Perhaps you can do this while you are camping or hiking?

Honorable Mentions: Washing Machine, Waterbed

X
Xerox Machine

The photocopy room is any office is not a room that is off limits for fun. Just don't leave any evidence or it might be posted all around the office the next day.

Y
Yellowstone National Park

If you have a camper, head down to Yellowstone National Park or any park for that matter. Get a weekend pass and enjoy sex by the open fire.

Z
Zoo

Feeling the urge to money around? A zoo has many hidden corners to sneak off to, but enjoy having sex by the primates. Sounds a little animalistic, but hey, we too are primates.