Xtina Slams Britney, LeBlanc Gropes Stripper

According to the Associated Press, almost all of troubled rocker COURTNEY LOVE's antics had to be cut out of Comedy Central's roast of actress PAMELA ANDERSON because of her improper behavior.

In addition to smashing her head into a photographer's lens while posing for a close-up, she also lifted up her shirt to expose her bra, repeatedly flashed her crotch, gave the middle finger to the camera, and engaged in simulated oral sex in front of the huge studio audience.

In related news, the grunge queen has reported failed a drug test and violated her probation. A Los Angeles Superior Court judge issued a bench warrant for the former Hole frontwoman Wednesday, ordering her to return to court on August 19 for a review of her rehab reports.

The judge then told her attorney, "(Do) something to solve Love's problem, or we're going to give her a year (in prison)."

Love -- who recently announced that she was "clean and sober" -- could also potentially lose custody of FRANCES BEAN COBAIN, her 12-year-old daughter with late husband KURT COBAIN.

EDDIE'S OUT AND ABOUT
August 14, 2005

Just days after EDDIE MURPHY and his wife of 12 years filed for divorce, the '48 Hours' star was spotted hunting for hotties.

The 'Beverly Hill Cop' star showed up with a large entourage at Joseph's nightclub in L.A. Monday night and Murphy -- who survived an embarrassing run-in with a transsexual prostitute a few years ago -- kept his eyes trained firmly on the ladies.

"He was flirting with every girl that came up," says an eyewitness, "and there were lots of them!"

Back in the eighties, the hard-partying comic was a familiar face at Hollywood's hot spots, but over a decade of marriage and five children seemed to halted his partying ways.

Last week his model wife NICOLE filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences.

However, if the actor is torn up inside, he was sure hiding it well. "Eddie had this big grin and was all decked out in black with platinum jewelry. His whole crew was with him, buying bottles of Cristal while a bunch of women danced on his lap," says our source. "I felt like I was back in the Rick James era."

ANNA NICOLE CHALLENGES JESSICA
August 14, 2005

Buxom actress ANNA NICOLE SMITH has attacked pop singer JESSICA SIMPSON and warned her that the media will soon turn on her.

According to the National Enquirer, Smith had also challenged the "˜Dukes of Hazzard' actress to take an IQ test on TV to prove she has the high IQ she claims to possess.

Smith writes, "I heard that Jessica Simpson is running her mouth again about not wanting to be compared to me. Well I've got news for you, honey - the feeling is mutual."

"Let's see how you react when the media turns on you - and they will! You'll be lucky if they compare you to PAM ANDERSON?"

"Oh, and what's this about you supposedly having an IQ of 160? Please! You should take an IQ test on live TV."

Simpson has yet to respond to the challenge.

ANGELINA OFFICIALLY CAMBODIAN
August 14, 2005

Hollywood siren ANGELINA JOLIE officially has been granted Cambodian citizenship by the country's King NORODOM SIHAMONI.

The 30-year-old actress has been a regular visitor to the impoverished country since 2001 and bought a home in the Battambang province shortly after adopting Cambodian orphan Maddox, who turned 4 last Saturday.

After the country's Prime Minister HUN SEN offered Jolie last year, the movie star said she would be "thrilled" and "honored" to receive citizenship.

The Cambodian government decided to award citizenship to Jolie after she agreed to spend $5 million over the next 15 years to set up a wildlife sanctuary near her home in Battambang.

A senior government official says, "The King signed the legal papers and that means she now has Cambodian citizenship."

BROOKE DATING BAYWATCH STAR
August 14, 2005

Sexy centerfold BROOKE BURKE reportedly has embarked on a romance with former "Baywatch" actor DAVID CHARVET -- just days after announcing her divorce from her famous plastic surgeon husband GARTH FISHER.

Burke, who is currently co-hosting "Rock Star: INXS" with DAVE NAVARRO, was recently spotted with the actor at a recent taping of her talent search TV show.

An on-set spy tells Us Weekly, "Burke and Charvet made a point of not standing near each other too often. But it was obvious they are a couple."

SIZEMORE THE SEX ADDICT
August 14, 2005

According to the British Mirror Newspaper, troubled Hollywood actor TOM SIZEMORE is suffering from a rare medical condition that leaves him constantly craving sex.

The star was recently diagnosed with priapism, which doctors believe could have been caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse.

Sizemore's manager says, "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction. He's in the midst of a massive depression, but he's making tremendous progress."

His manager explained that Sizemore's addiction prompted the actor to set up video cameras up around his house, which for the past three years has documented his activities with a string of women he has lured back to his California pad. Three such taped escapades have been allegedly stolen and expected to be released on the Internet.

TYRA ACCUSED OF SLEEPING AROUND
August 14, 2005

Author and dancer KARRINE STEFFANS has accused TYRA BANKS of sleeping with a horde of Hollywood men -- after she argued with the supermodel during one of Banks' forthcoming talk shows.

An enraged Steffans -- who appeared on Banks' show to discuss her memoir "Confessions of a Video Vixen" -- says the supermodel-turned-host attacked her for revealing love affairs with high-profile music and sports superstars.

The former music video dancer tells the New York Daily News, "(Banks) insisted I wrote 'Confessions' because I was angry and wanted revenge. She said, 'These are my colleagues. They're people I know well!'

"Despite what she thinks, she and I are not that different. I have even heard her being referred to as a 'Hollywood Hop' for the many men in Hollywood who have bedded her and moved on."

"(I was so angry) all I could think about was snatching her wig off!"

Bank's manager replied, saying, "Tyra certainly never slept around. You can count her relationships on one hand. Steffans glorifies this lifestyle in the book. But on the show, I think she is ashamed of it."

STONE PLEADS GUILTY TO DRUG CHARGE
August 14, 2005

Controversial director OLIVER STONE has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor possession of marijuana while driving charge, just six years after pleading no contest to exactly the same crime.

In 1999, Stone pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor marijuana possession charge and driving under the influence.

The Oscar-winning filmmaker's lawyer entered the plea Wednesday on Stone's behalf at Beverly Hills Superior Court.

The 'Alexander' director was arrested at a drunk driving checkpoint in May and paid a $100 fine and court assessments, after police discovered the drug in his vehicle.

G-UNIT MEMBERS ARRESTED
August 14, 2005

G-Unit Members LLOYD BANKS and YOUNG BUCK were arrested after police allegedly found weapons in a van carrying the rappers and 11 other people as they were leaving the Anger Management 3 tour in New York Wednesday morning.

Police pulled the van over for running a red light in Manhattan, where they reportedly found two firearms in the vehicle and subsequently arrested eleven passengers. Police officials claim they confiscated a loaded .40 caliber and a .357 handgun on one of the passengers. Everyone in the vehicle was charged with weapons violations.

AllHipHop.com website confirms that Lloyd Banks and Young Buck were among the arrested.

"They told the crowd to put their fists in the air and then told the crowd to put up their middle finger," one concert fan told the website. "Then they yelled out f**k the police and the crowd shouted it back."

The other men arrested ranged from age 20-41.

The NYPD's Intelligence Unit has spent the last few days checking the streets to see if any violence might be directed towards 50 CENT and G-Unit during their stop in New York.

MORE TYSON PORN NEWS
August 14, 2005

As reported last week, porn startlet JENNA JAMESON went on the record to announce that she would not be doing sex scenes with former Heavyweight boxing champ MIKE TYSON.

However, the retired boxer could be seeing some action with one of the other ClubJenna gals at some point in the future. Jameson announced in a news release on her brand new wireless content site, "When word got around the ClubJenna studio (about the Tyson rumor), several of the ClubJenna Girls said they thought they'd like to do some scenes with him and I am sure those scenes would be out of control. Mike would definitely be an amazing adult performer. If he appeared with any of the five ClubJenna Girls, I think the movie could be knockout!"

JOHNNY "˜DEPP THROAT'
August 14, 2005

Hollywood actor JOHNNY DEPP tells Glamour Magazine that he fears he'll have to start doing porno films just to avoid getting typecast. Best known for his quirky roles as Captain Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands and now Willy Wonka in 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory', Depp has never been afraid to stray from the mainstream.

These kind of characters are not so far from my own personality, but I don't want to become typecast as an eccentric. Maybe next time I should do something totally different and film a porn with Tim [Burton]. That would really send my popularity down to the depths!"

LEBLANC GROPES STRIPPER
August 13, 2005

According to The Sun, "˜Joey' star MATT LEBLANC has apologized to his wife and baby daughter for drunkenly groping an exotic dancer during a night out at an all-nude strip club in Victoria, Canada.

The former "˜Friends' actor admits that during a ten day motorcycle trip in Canada with five of his friends, he went to a strip club where a stripper -- who charges $54 for a private dance -- "lured" him into an adjoining room where she removed her black spandex clothing and sat on his lap.

"The stripper was all over me. I was drinking, and she was crossing the line. She was in my face, pushing her breasts into me and grabbing my hands to go all over her body. She was telling me to caress her and in my head I'm thinking, 'What's going on?' If I had been sober, perhaps I would have acted quicker, but I was pretty drunk. When I realized the situation that was unfolding I felt I was being careless and irresponsible, and I had to get the hell out of there. I could not wait to get home. The guys said a trap had been set for me and I fell right in it, and that's why I feel stupid and careless now."

FATHER SELLS JESSICA
August 11, 2005

The NY Post reports that pop airhead JESSICA SIMPSON's father and manager, JOE SIMPSON, signed a $200,000 deal with OK! magazine for Jessica to appear on the cover of their premiere issue as well as six additional covers, and for her to host the magazine's September 20 launch party.

Unfortunately for her, "the deal also precludes Jessica from giving any other magazines major features until all the covers are done, which will most likely take two years. So technically, Joe sold his daughter out for $200,000."

ROURKE WRECKS RELATIONSHIP
August 13, 2005

Aging actor MICKEY ROURKE was confronted outside a London nightclub by an angry student because the man's model girlfriend ditched him mid-date for the veteran actor.

In the early hours of Wednesday morning, The 48-year-old actor left the Boujis club with young model ANNA ILNITSKAYA. Ilnitskaya had been on a date with her 22-year-old boyfriend ANDREAS FRANZI, who angrily followed the pair outside where he challenged Rourke to hand Ilnitskaya back.

While being held back by the nightclub's doormen, Franzi shouted at the actor, "Hey, I want to talk to you. That's my girl you've got there. Who do you think you are, some big movie star? I could buy you ten times over."

Former professional boxer Rourke, throwing shadow punches, responded, "Come over here, tough guy. I'll show you who I am." Rourke and Ilnitskaya then got into a taxi and headed to the luxury Dorchester hotel, where they reportedly stayed until 1pm yesterday afternoon. Franzi, who has been living with Ilnitskaya for five months, says, "I thought we'd be together always."

HOLLYWOOD TEENS TALK DRUGS
August 13, 2005

Pop star KELLY OSBOURNE says she's sick of being the poster child for celebrity drug abuse and would love to expose all the celebrities she took drugs with because it would shock the world.

"I just want to let people know that if you think any of these blonde bombshells aren't drug addicts, trust me, they are, because I've done drugs with them. I'm not going to name names because that's not fair."

Coincidentally, teen drama queen LINDSAY LOHAN has vowed never to do drugs after trying marijuana once and hating it. According to the IMDb website, the 19-year-old star said, "I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it."

However, the teen star is adamant she will never try harder drugs, because she has seen how they have affected her troubled father, MICHAEL, who is currently in jail for assault and drunk-driving charges.

She told Britain's Heat magazine, "I'd never try cocaine. I've seen my father. I've seen how it messes families up If I hadn't experienced that, I may have gone down a different route But I've seen how it literally tore my parents apart".

Lohan testified at her parents' high-profile divorce hearing in New York last week.

SNOOP DOGG LAWSUIT DROPPED
August 11, 2005

The woman -- who claimed rapper SNOPP DOGG and his entourage drugged and raped her -- has dropped her lawsuit.

Lawyers had alleged Snoop and three associates attacked the make-up artist after the star appeared on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' talk show back in 2003.

They are now calling for the lawsuit to be dismissed. No criminal charges were ever brought.

According to a report in New York Daily newspaper, Snoop's attorney has now asked that a suit against his accuser -- in which he reportedly claimed the woman had tried to extort more than $5 million by threatening to sell her story to a tabloid -- be dismissed as well.

Snoop's accuser confirmed in a statement "the matter has been resolved amicably".

She had filed a complaint claiming she was assaulted after working with the hip-hop star on Kimmel's show.

She alleged that on the last night of filming the program she witnessed Snoop snort cocaine and said later at a party that night, one of the rapper's cohorts gave her what she thought was champagne.

After drinking it, she said she felt she "could not move very well" and allegedly lost control of her body. She claimed she was then raped by Snoop and three other men in what she called a "party atmosphere" backstage.

Snoop's publicist also insisted the rapper paid "absolutely no money in the settlement".

PARIS WORRIED BY IMPOSTER
August 12, 2005

Celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON is "concerned" after hearing a slender blonde woman is impersonating her around the world.

The unnamed Hilton look-a-like is in her early 20s, carries a tiny Chihuahua like the reality TV star's beloved pet TINKERBELL, and repeatedly uses her famous catchphrase, "That's hot."

A source tells the New York Daily News, "Once, this woman tried to get VIP treatment at Disneyland. She was telling people she'd call (Disney boss) MICHAEL EISNER.

"Another time, she tried to check into the Four Seasons in Maui, where the Hiltons have stayed before. She was asking for upgrades. The hotel management finally got suspicious and called (Paris' parents) RICK and KATHY, who told her Paris wasn't even in Hawaii.

"The Hiltons got really worried when they heard someone had applied for a credit card in Paris' name. They're starting to wonder if there's more than one person pretending to be their daughter."

Hilton's publicist admitted the hotel heiress was extremely "concerned" to hear about her imposter.

XXX-TINA SLAMS BRITNEY
August 12, 2005

Pop diva CHRISTINA AGUILERA has slammed her pop rival BRITNEY SPEARS -- claiming the pregnant star has "let herself go."

The 'Dirrty' singer says Spears has not tried hard enough to maintain her sexy image and her future singing career is doomed.

24-year-old Aguilera sniped, "I can't see a comeback on the cards".

Earlier this year, Aguilera proved her long-standing feud with Spears had not been resolved after she refused to invite the 23-year-old to her forthcoming wedding.

The singer, who is planning a romantic winter wedding, reportedly delivered the ultimate snub by leaving Spears and her husband off the guest list.

But Aguilera -- who announced her engagement to fiance JORDAN BRATMAN in February -- claimed the only reason she didn't invite Spears was because she wasn't invited when Spears tied the knot with dancer KEVIN FEDERLINE last year.

She explained, "There's no way she's getting an invite to my wedding. She snubbed me so I'm going to snub her too."